My girlfriend who is a Jehovah's Witness had sex with me so hard, she turned to Christianity.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is about a Jehovah's Witness chick who was so blown away by some bedroom gymnastics that she ditched her religion for Christianity. It's like, her faith got rocked harder than the bed frame, ya dig? You wouldn't get it, you are too busy thinking about your next participation trophy.