Relationship jokes
Me to an orphan: If you had a penny for everyone who loved you, I don't think you'd have any.
The orphan: But why?
Me: Because if someone loved you, they wouldn't have thrown you out.
Husband: Can we try anal tonight? Wife: Fuck that shit! Husband: That's the spirit!
I want your cock in my rock bottom.
Last Christmas was awesome, the whole family came.
Can't have a smoke with my girl after sex, she's asthmatic.
Plus, she's too young to smoke.
Why do orphans love tennis?
Because it is the only place they can get love.
What is the difference between an adopted kid and an orphan?
If you're adopted, you're actually wanted.
An orphan came out of the closet to their parents as gay. Oh wait...
My family is lucky I was born so smart. Every time my Dad is struggling at work, he always turns to me when he needs to get ahead.
My friend said to me that I am gay. My response? I’m as straight as that pole that your mum danced on last night.
What's the difference between a prisoner and an orphan?
One is loved.
Hey daddy *winky face*
When an orphan takes a selfie, is that their family photo?
Why can’t orphans go to daughter and dad dance night? They don’t have a dad to go with.
I rang my boss and said, "I’m really sick. I won’t be coming into work." My boss said, "Davo, you're sick again! Really! Just how sick are you now?" I replied, "Well, I’m in bed with my sister!"
What do you call it when an orphan takes a picture?
A family portrait.
Johnny, Johnny?
Yes, Papa?
Do you love me?
No, Papa.
#### you!
My girlfriend calling me: I'm home alone ;)
Me: I know, you always are...
The boyfriend says to the explosive dude: "You're the bomb!" The explosive dude says: "Wow, that was Whitty."
Man: Stop with these orphan jokes!
Me: Why? Are they going to tell their parents on me?