Relationship jokes
Women be like men should pay for first dates, then get mad when you do...
I was digging in my backyard and found a chest of coins. I wanted to run inside and tell my wife. Then I remembered why I was digging in the backyard.
Official orgasm donor.
Me to an orphan: If you had a penny for everyone who loved you, I don't think you'd have any.
The orphan: But why?
Me: Because if someone loved you, they wouldn't have thrown you out.
Husband: Can we try anal tonight? Wife: Fuck that shit! Husband: That's the spirit!
Your mama is so funny looking that when the doctor called her, he said, "Never visit me again. I hope you die!"
Babe, I'm breaking up with you.
Why? I'm turning 18 tomorrow.
Your mom and your dad.
What's the difference between a prisoner and an orphan?
One is loved.
My friend said to me that I am gay. My response? I’m as straight as that pole that your mum danced on last night.
Helen Keller once dated a brick wall.
My friend said they were going to make a comeback. I told them to do it at the back of the throat.
I want your cock in my rock bottom.
Last Christmas was awesome, the whole family came.
My family is lucky I was born so smart. Every time my Dad is struggling at work, he always turns to me when he needs to get ahead.
My brother when he sees a girl.
I like my girls like my coffee: Flat and white.
If there was a girl and a boy and the boy fell, what did the boy do to the girl?
He fell for her.
The boyfriend says to the explosive dude: "You're the bomb!" The explosive dude says: "Wow, that was Whitty."
Man: Stop with these orphan jokes!
Me: Why? Are they going to tell their parents on me?