I had sex with a disabled girl. You can say I handiclapped those cheeks.
Relationship Jokes
What’s the best part of having sex with a pregnant woman?
You can have sex and a blow job at the same time.
If you buy a Renault Megane, all your girls will be gone.
Every time you feel lucky to have your mother in your life, what should you tell her?
I really hit the mother lode with you!
What is the difference between an orphan and a blanket?
One is actually used.
Can we have sex, because if we don't, I can't like you, big, thick booty!
So let's have sex in bed, you sexy woman, or behind a tree, because shoving my dick in your pussy is a very nice feeling while sucking your ass.
Why do Indian guys never have gfs? Because they always pick curry and biryani over girls.
Both man and woman have balls, but they like to play with the ball of each other because a person always loves what they don't have. 😁
The son margarine shows his father his test that he failed.
Father: Son, you can do butter!
Person: You suck!
Me: Tell that to your mom, and she’ll say the same thing, honey. 😎
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Dad!
Dad who?
*Silence*
What do James Doyle and Hannah Doyle have in common?
John fucked them both in the rear.
An HDMI cable and an electrical outlet went on a date. It didn't go well, because they couldn't connect.
What does the man cheeseburger say to the girl cheeseburger?
“You got nice buns!”
So this dude comes home from work one day, and his wife is watching the Food Network.
The husband asks, "Why do you watch that? You still can't cook," and the wife responds, "Why do you watch porn? You still can't f*ck."
My mom gave my friend a blow job for good luck on his job interview, then my mom gave my other friend a blow job for his interview, and they both got the job. Now who needs good luck? Just ask my mom. My mom is a good luck charm.
Why do some couples go to the gym together?
Because they want their relationship to work out.
Why did Michael Jackson divorce LMP? She didn't want to give him kids.
Your sister is your mother.
Your father is your brother.
You all shag one another.
The Inbred family.
What is black, white, and red all over?
My third wife.
