Relationship jokes
Your mama is so funny looking that when the doctor called her, he said, "Never visit me again. I hope you die!"
My grandma told me I was next at my brother's wedding, so I told her she was next at her husband's funeral.
Chuck Norris is the only man that ever had sex with my wife and survived. Oh, how did I survive?
Fortunately, being her husband, I was the one person she wasn't fucking.
A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.
Your sister is your mother.
Your father is your brother.
You all shag one another.
The Inbred family.
Memes
A father came to his daughter's 18th birthday. He finally came.
How is sex like air?
It’s not a big deal unless you aren’t getting any.
Why are orphan weddings so entertaining?
They get to walk themselves down the aisle.
I punched my mom for no freaking reason.
Girls' dreams: OMG, my crush kissed me!
Boys' dreams: I just got a dub, bro!
What's the difference between a prisoner and an orphan?
One is loved.
Comment on this if you are somewhat like me: depressed, single, gay, and act like you're not burning inside.
The boyfriend says to the explosive dude: "You're the bomb!" The explosive dude says: "Wow, that was Whitty."
When an orphan takes a selfie, is that their family photo?
Why can’t orphans go to daughter and dad dance night? They don’t have a dad to go with.
Man: Stop with these orphan jokes!
Me: Why? Are they going to tell their parents on me?
I rang my boss and said, "I’m really sick. I won’t be coming into work." My boss said, "Davo, you're sick again! Really! Just how sick are you now?" I replied, "Well, I’m in bed with my sister!"
What do you call it when an orphan takes a picture?
A family portrait.
My girlfriend called me a pedophile. That's a big word for a six-year-old.
My girlfriend asked me whether I was having sex behind her back, and I replied, "Yes, who did you think it was?"