Relationship jokes
I like my women like I like my diving pools.
Wet and deep.
Q. What's the best part of living in Alabama?
A. Not having to change your last name when you get married.
I dated a German girl, it was very annoying when she kept on screaming her age and moaning.
My wife is pregnant, but when we get to the doctors, something happened...
What happened?
Answer: The husband is pregnant too, with someone else’s baby, not the wife’s baby, but the wife is pregnant with his baby.
The media's relationship with Hillary is just like Bill's relationship with Hillary. The relationship is unwanted and forced, and they'll move on to the next person any chance they get.
Would make any day better. If you don’t understand this then research “shaiden rouge.” She is a scientist who explains how this could improve somebody’s mental state.
How do you know when you should tell a heterosexual woman to stop sucking your dick?
When there is blood coming out of your dick instead of sperm.
I like my woman like I like my coffee: in a big sack on top of a donkey.
I f..... Nan and dust came out. 😂
Who's in my ass?
Your sister.
Chase cheated on Charlie with Addison Rae.
Me: What's that sound?
Ex: What?
Me: Oh, it's the elevator going up. BYEEEE see you on another level!
Alabama.
Every time there's a family reunion, a baby is born 9 months later.
Your family tree looks like a circle 💀💀💀
What do you call your brother in Alabama? Daddy.
What do the Twin Towers and my ex have in common?
They both fell on my dad.
At the restaurant, the waitress starts flirting with me. "She must have COVID," my wife said. "Why?" I asked. "'Cause she clearly has no taste." She responded.
I have 206 bones. When I look at you, I have 207.
The bully says, "Your mom!" The girl says, "Is sleeping with your dad."
Prince, can we please chat now? Pls, pls! Love you!
Fila is a cool brand. I fill a cock in your man's pussy.