Relationship jokes

If there was a girl and a boy and the boy fell, what did the boy do to the girl?

He fell for her.

She really wanted a boner.

I like my girls like my coffee: Flat and white.

Johnny, Johnny?

Yes, Papa?

Do you love me?

No, Papa.

#### you!

The boyfriend says to the explosive dude: "You're the bomb!" The explosive dude says: "Wow, that was Whitty."

Man: Stop with these orphan jokes!

Me: Why? Are they going to tell their parents on me?

I rang my boss and said, "I’m really sick. I won’t be coming into work." My boss said, "Davo, you're sick again! Really! Just how sick are you now?" I replied, "Well, I’m in bed with my sister!"

What do you call it when an orphan takes a picture?

A family portrait.

My girlfriend called me a pedophile. That's a big word for a six-year-old.

You go up to a bar and say, "Hi." He doesn’t look at you. You keep saying, "Hi." He says, "What?" Then you realize that he is the one that you stole his lady from, but then he doesn’t give you any drink. You say, "Why?" He screams at you and then says, "YOU'RE FIVE!"

A man was taking a child into a dark forest.

The child said, "I'm scared!"

The man replied, "Well I have to walk home alone."

I’m on top of things. Would you like to be one of them?

Your mum said, "Who did it?" Ya nan!

Why do orphans hate p*rn hub?

They always see a stepdad and stepsis.

Kid: My parents want to meet you, you wanna come over?

Orphan: Na, I'm good. I'm going to watch Home Alone. It's the only movie that I can think of that's related to me.

Yo mama!

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?

He wiped his ass.

My dumb ass thinking I made a friend, oh ya, I forgot, literally nobody likes me!

Hey daddy *winky face*

I painted my dad white so he wouldn’t leave.