Relationship jokes
Knock knock. Who's there? Jo. Jo who? Jo Auntie.
What's one plus one?
Yo mama.
My mom said don't fuck whores.
So I kicked my step sis out the house.
What is the difference between your girlfriend and your sister?
They're both "sweet home Alabama."
Your mum gay, lol.
Two sticks only make a fire.
The bully says, "Your mom!" The girl says, "Is sleeping with your dad."
Who did the bee 🐝 marry?
Her honey!
Mom
I walked up to 2 people kissing and stared.
After a little while, they asked me if I minded. I said no, I don’t mind.
I was in Alabama last year. I walked into a store and noticed a couple kissing each other, and I said, "Excuse me, where is the bathroom?" and the man said, "Right over there." I went into the bathroom and then heard the girl say, "Dad, I have to go to school soon!"
That shirt's very becoming on you.
If I were on you, I’d be coming too.
Roses are red, violets are blue, like my hole, Uncle Bill is making me full, better run here he comes!
Said the man angered to his wife:
"Now stop the damn suicide tries! Just look at the gas bill!?"
If there is a divorce in West Virginia, are they still brother and sister?
My Mrs is going to hit the roof when she realizes I've replaced the bed with a trampoline!
Remember that 18 year old girl I set you up with?
Why not?
Too old.
What does a baby computer call his father?
Data!
Yo mama so ugly, we all are trying to help her look better.
My mother was suffering from menstrual pain. So I fucked her for 7 hours to ease her pain. I continued to do so for the next 6 days. Even after fucking her 51 times during her 7-day period, I fucked her 5-6 times a day for the next three months and stopped her period for 9 months! Only her son can understand and ease the pain of a mother.