Relationship jokes
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Dad!
Dad who?
*Silence*
What do James Doyle and Hannah Doyle have in common?
John fucked them both in the rear.
Both man and woman have balls, but they like to play with the ball of each other because a person always loves what they don't have. 😁
Person: You suck!
Me: Tell that to your mom, and she’ll say the same thing, honey. 😎
Why do Indian guys never have gfs? Because they always pick curry and biryani over girls.
Why do some couples go to the gym together?
Because they want their relationship to work out.
Every time you feel lucky to have your mother in your life, what should you tell her?
I really hit the mother lode with you!
What is the difference between an orphan and a blanket?
One is actually used.
If you buy a Renault Megane, all your girls will be gone.
Celebrating Mother's Day is confusing, says my cousin.
She really wanted a boner.
Are you a plane? Because I wanna be in control of you for a few hours.
I like my girls like my coffee: Flat and white.
Yo mama so fat, that’s why people don’t want to marry her, except for fat guys.
Little Johnny: Hey, Dad, are you finally back with the milk?
Dad: Yea, but it's expired, so I'm going back to the "milk store" and get more (and not come back for a couple more years). :)
My girlfriend asked me whether I was having sex behind her back, and I replied, "Yes, who did you think it was?"
You go up to a bar and say, "Hi." He doesn’t look at you. You keep saying, "Hi." He says, "What?" Then you realize that he is the one that you stole his lady from, but then he doesn’t give you any drink. You say, "Why?" He screams at you and then says, "YOU'RE FIVE!"
If there was a girl and a boy and the boy fell, what did the boy do to the girl?
He fell for her.
Your sister is your mother.
Your father is your brother.
You all shag one another.
The Inbred family.
I told my friends that are gay that my hairline's straighter than he will ever be.