Butcher Shop Animal Lover

  • "I work with animals," a man said on his Tinder date. "That's so sweet," she replies. "I love a man who works with animals. Where do you work?" "At the butcher shop!"

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    Okay, so this dummy on Tinder is tryna impress his date by sayin' he "works with animals." She thinks he's all cute and caring, like a vet or somethin'. But BAM! He hits her with the butcher shop reveal. Get it? He's workin' with *dead* animals. Because you're here, I'm guessing you spend your days trying to figure out which end of the spoon to put in your mouth.

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