Relationship jokes
I asked my brother who is autistic how he found his gf. He said on a special website.
An orphan came out of the closet to their parents as gay. Oh wait...
What's the difference between a prisoner and an orphan?
One is loved.
Can't have a smoke with my girl after sex, she's asthmatic.
Plus, she's too young to smoke.
Tony's wife got a divorce from Tony. She said she wanted to be an independent woman.
Days later, Tony's wife had an accident. Guess who's crawling back for help. 💀
#1 BEST ALPHA MALE PICKUP LINE
Why do orphans love tennis?
Because it is the only place they can get love.
I met a gay guy last night.
Man, was he a pain in the ass.
I want your cock in my rock bottom.
Last Christmas was awesome, the whole family came.
My family is lucky I was born so smart. Every time my Dad is struggling at work, he always turns to me when he needs to get ahead.
If there was a girl and a boy and the boy fell, what did the boy do to the girl?
He fell for her.
She really wanted a boner.
My girlfriend calling me: I'm home alone ;)
Me: I know, you always are...
The boyfriend says to the explosive dude: "You're the bomb!" The explosive dude says: "Wow, that was Whitty."
My girlfriend called me a pedophile. That's a big word for a six-year-old.
My girlfriend asked me whether I was having sex behind her back, and I replied, "Yes, who did you think it was?"
You go up to a bar and say, "Hi." He doesn’t look at you. You keep saying, "Hi." He says, "What?" Then you realize that he is the one that you stole his lady from, but then he doesn’t give you any drink. You say, "Why?" He screams at you and then says, "YOU'RE FIVE!"
Johnny, Johnny?
Yes, Papa?
Do you love me?
No, Papa.
#### you!
Man: Stop with these orphan jokes!
Me: Why? Are they going to tell their parents on me?
I rang my boss and said, "I’m really sick. I won’t be coming into work." My boss said, "Davo, you're sick again! Really! Just how sick are you now?" I replied, "Well, I’m in bed with my sister!"