Relationship jokes
Your mom is fat.
Oooo, roasted!
You were amazing... Sike I lied, that pussy is dry.
Your mom's been giving me attitude lately, so I told her to shut her mouth. When she did, it caused me to lose 4 inches.
FUCK ME DADDY!!!!
There’s no "I" in "sex," but there’s a "U" in "cum."
My wife is not only gone like gonorrhea, she is also gone because of my (and now her) gonorrhea.
Are you from Tennessee, because I eat ass.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to go and have some fun.
Silly Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son.
When your mom tells you to stop playing on the computer, you say, "Foot you!"
What's a brother and sister from Alabama's favorite sex position?
The cowgirl.
Your hairline bent like the relationship with your mom and dad.
Account for me too, baby👧! Is so cute together with game slot jokes.
Girl, are you a rope? Because I want to hang with you.
If her internal clock can tick, she can sit on my dick.
When your friend does a finger-gun and his dad appears behind him and does it too, with the real deal!
I used to date this girl only to find out she's a guy.
I guess you can say she had me in a trans.
My wife said if I rape her again, she would leave me. Why didn't anyone tell me it was that easy?
What is the difference between a washing machine and a hooker?
I can put a load in the washing machine without it following me.
I actually want peace, not war.
That's what I always try reminding my girlfriend before beating her up.
Your mum!