Relationship jokes
My family is lucky I was born so smart. Every time my Dad is struggling at work, he always turns to me when he needs to get ahead.
What's the difference between a prisoner and an orphan?
One is loved.
I want your cock in my rock bottom.
What is the difference between an adopted kid and an orphan?
If you're adopted, you're actually wanted.
Your mum said, "Who did it?" Ya nan!
Memes
Me and her Lol
A man and a boy were walking through a dark forest. The boy said, “I’m scared.” The man said, “Why are you scared? I’m the one who’s going to leave these woods alone.”
Yo mama slept with so many guys she's starting to look like one.
Why do orphans hate p*rn hub?
They always see a stepdad and stepsis.
Kid: My parents want to meet you, you wanna come over?
Orphan: Na, I'm good. I'm going to watch Home Alone. It's the only movie that I can think of that's related to me.
Yo mama!
A man was taking a child into a dark forest.
The child said, "I'm scared!"
The man replied, "Well I have to walk home alone."
Are you a red light? Because I stop every time I see you.
What do James Doyle and Hannah Doyle have in common?
John fucked them both in the rear.
I painted my dad white so he wouldn’t leave.
What does "bitch" mean?
Son asked father, father said it means "you're handsome." Son said, "OK, you're a bitch." Father: "Of course not, I'm not a bitch!"
What do you call a sexually attracted pizza who spoons another pizza?
A Topping.
I’m on top of things. Would you like to be one of them?
Girl (on thirteenth birthday): Ma, why did papa leave?
Mother: Well, it started exactly 1 year and 189 days ago...
Both man and woman have balls, but they like to play with the ball of each other because a person always loves what they don't have. 😁
What does the man cheeseburger say to the girl cheeseburger?
“You got nice buns!”