Relationship jokes
My name says it all.
Roses are red, violets are blue, If I slapped you, that’d be animal abuse.
I like my men like I like my Alexa:
By my bed and turned on.
When your brother sends you to go get a box of condoms for his b-day. (* *)
My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.
Me and her Lol
You know the phrase "one man's trash is another man's treasure"?
Great phrase, bad way to find out you're adopted!
Life is a lot like a penis. It's relaxed, and just hanging there.
It's women that make it hard.
Dads are like boomerangs... I hope...
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would it be?
In Afghanistan, it would be "Twelve Years a Slave!" 🤣
"Are you my homework? Because I want to slam you on my desk and do you all night."
I was riding ya mom... LIKE SHE’S MARIO KART!
What do you call a girlfriend in the mirror?
(Your imagination.)
What did one gay guy say to the other when they were packing for a trip?
"Want me to pack your shit?"
Evan, yo mum rode on my big PP love, dad.
If sex is a pain in the ass, then you're doing it wrong.
If sex before marriage is a sin, is sex after marriage cos or tan?
My enemy told me I’m adopted, so I told him at least I got adopted.
You’re so ugly, I can see why your dad left now.
What did the man's dick say to the man?
I just can't "hand"le it!
When your uncle drops a nickel, but the only thing he really drops is his pants.