Relationship jokes
You know the phrase "one man's trash is another man's treasure"?
Great phrase, bad way to find out you're adopted!
Life is a lot like a penis. It's relaxed, and just hanging there.
It's women that make it hard.
I like my men like I like my Alexa:
By my bed and turned on.
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would it be?
In Afghanistan, it would be "Twelve Years a Slave!" 🤣
When your brother sends you to go get a box of condoms for his b-day. (* *)
Memes
Dads are like boomerangs... I hope...
"Are you my homework? Because I want to slam you on my desk and do you all night."
I was riding ya mom... LIKE SHE’S MARIO KART!
Why was the baby ant confused?
Because its uncles were all aunts!
If sex before marriage is a sin, is sex after marriage cos or tan?
If sex is a pain in the ass, then you're doing it wrong.
I’ve been told I’ve got a perfect cock. She sure was hard on me when I cut it off, though.
Evan, yo mum rode on my big PP love, dad.
I love you.
What is the difference between a flat tire bicycle and a woman?
Answer: You need to pump the tire on the bicycle before you ride it, while a woman you need to ride her and pump.
Child: "Mom, what's an 'orgasm'?"
Mom: "I don't know, dear. Try asking your father."
How are a woman and a car alike? Put something in them and they'll both start.
What’s the difference between a brick and redheads? Bricks get laid.
Jack and Jill went up the hill, had some fun, now they have 4 babies.
What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
120 pounds.