Me: Truth or dare?
Crush: Dare.
Me: I dare you to give me your phone number.
Crush: Umm nevermind, truth.
Me: Ok, what is your phone number?
Relationship Jokes
A bully says, "I get 10x more girls than you" to a gay kid.
Then the gay kid says, "10 X 0 is still 0."
When your boy tries to have a bad day while you're on your period:
Oh, you have a cold? How rude of me. I just laid an egg, and now my body is ripping down the walls of my uterus. But can I get you a tissue?
What's the difference between sex and gender?
You can't have gender with your sister.
Asking for a friend, could anyone please tell me how to politely ask a question for a friend?
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana.
Jack got high and slapped his thigh and said, "You know you wanna."
Jill said yes, picked up her dress and said, "Let's have some fun!"
Silly ole Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a son.
Why did the orphan girl cry during sex?
Because her boyfriend said "Who's your daddy?"
BAJAHAHAHHAA
Why is there only a glory hole in the handicapped stall in some public men's restrooms?
Because a gay man that is not physically handicapped can't receive a blow job from a gay man that is physically handicapped under the handicapped stall.
Your mum is so fat, all her relationships are long distance.
Are you a builder, because you give me an erection.
What did Mickey Mouse say to Minnie Mouse: "I don't use condoms; I use my drawbridge."
There was a girl called Millie, and she had sexy blond hair, and she wanted to chase me, but I told her she had to catch me first if she loves me.
Why did the skeleton not go to prom?
Because he had no body to go with.
Today, I asked my phone "Siri" why am I still single, and it activated the front camera.
My Mrs is going to hit the roof when she realizes I've replaced the bed with a trampoline!
Dad: Hey, uh... you're adopted.
Dog: *frown*
"(My beard actually connects.)" "Like the connection you never had with your father."
Nana when Zane kisses her in her mind: [Insert Chiwawa Scream!]
What's the difference between normal sex and anal sex?
One makes your whole day and one makes your hole weak.
If a woman says she needs to set boundaries between you and her, you would be crossing it if you are a Mexican.
