What is the difference between an adopted kid and an orphan?
If you're adopted, you're actually wanted.
What is the difference between an adopted kid and an orphan?
If you're adopted, you're actually wanted.
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is as simple as it gets. It's pointing out that adopted kids are "wanted" by their new fam, while orphans are, well, not wanted by anyone... hence the orphan status. Ouch! Did you know that you, yes you, can get your fortune told with the letters of your name?