I was digging in my backyard and found a chest of coins. I wanted to run inside and tell my wife. Then I remembered why I was digging in the backyard.
Backyard Discovery
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, genius. This chuckle-fest is about a dude digging in his yard, finds treasure, and wants to share the joy with his wife. But wait for it... he's digging in the yard to bury her! Talk about a mood killer. You know, like how your jokes kill every party you attend.
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Neighborhood asshole
To plant a tree of course! Your marriage is perfect. Tell her later