Why do orphans make the best girlfriends?
Because they don't need permission from their parents.
Orphans as Girlfriends
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. So, you know how girlfriends are always asking their parents for permission to do stuff? Well, orphans don't have parents. No parents means no asking for permission. It's pretty simple stuff that you should've figured out, but, whatever, I guess that's why you're here. You absolute neanderthal.