Relationship jokes
"Love is a good thing, never be embarrassed by it."
My emo friend tried to hi-five a tree. It left him hanging.
My emo friend got jealous when my phone died.
What's the difference between me and an orphan?
At least my dad came back.
I got $1,000,000 for my brother. Best trade I ever made!
I was walking this hot girl home, then she noticed me, then the walk turned into a run.
My ex was an orphan as a child.
I should have taken that as the first sign.
If her parents didn't want her, why would I?
JACK AND JILL 2.0
After Jill went down the hill to get a pill,
Jack was screaming till his voice went nil,
And Jill screamed "Chill!"
My wife says sex is even better on holiday. I wish she didn’t tell me via email.
Wife: I’m pregnant.
Husband: Hi pregnant, I’m dad.
Wife: No, you’re not.
Rape isn't a joke.
It's a type of way of making friends and to mate with other women.
It's a way of art, and works on anybody!
Like this if you agree.
I was raised as an only child, which I think was hard for my brother.
I was digging a hole in the garden when I found some gold coins.
I was about to run and tell my wife when I remembered why I was digging a hole in the garden...
I saw a little girl crying, and I said, "Where are your parents?" That day, I got fired from the orphanage. 🤪
Tony's wife got a divorce from Tony. She said she wanted to be an independent woman.
Days later, Tony's wife had an accident. Guess who's crawling back for help. 💀
Friend: Hi, orphan.
Orphan: Tell me a yo momma joke.
Friend: ummm
Orphan: Exactly, U can't.
Friend: Yo momma so disappointed she left!
When an orphan takes a selfie, it's technically a family photo. :)
So today I heard a friend say she had a stalker. I can confirm I've never seen a stalker following her.
F in orphan means family.
My older sister said she was gonna shoot herself, so I did it for her.