Relationship jokes
Yo, little sister, pussy taste so GOOD on my TONGUE!
I copied my friend's work. It's not like the teacher can tell my parents.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Not your dad.
what's the difference between a dog and a dad? The dog comes back.
"Can we do 69?"
"How about we do 9/11 since we will crash together?"
My girlfriend is growing watermelons, not in the ground though (we had fun that night)!
My grandma said, "Hey, you want a Butterfinger cause I do?"
Me: Grandpa's in the kitchen if you want a finger.
You know, the strangest things happen. My mom said, "Step on a crack, you break your mama's back, but if you step on a line, you break your father's spine." I stepped on the line. It didn't break his spine. Mom, who is my father?
"Love is a good thing, never be embarrassed by it."
My emo friend tried to hi-five a tree. It left him hanging.
My emo friend got jealous when my phone died.
What's the difference between me and an orphan?
At least my dad came back.
I got $1,000,000 for my brother. Best trade I ever made!
I was walking this hot girl home, then she noticed me, then the walk turned into a run.
My ex was an orphan as a child.
I should have taken that as the first sign.
If her parents didn't want her, why would I?
JACK AND JILL 2.0
After Jill went down the hill to get a pill,
Jack was screaming till his voice went nil,
And Jill screamed "Chill!"
My wife says sex is even better on holiday. I wish she didn’t tell me via email.
Wife: I’m pregnant.
Husband: Hi pregnant, I’m dad.
Wife: No, you’re not.
Rape isn't a joke.
It's a type of way of making friends and to mate with other women.
It's a way of art, and works on anybody!
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I was raised as an only child, which I think was hard for my brother.