A: Why are you so sad?
B: I was watching porn, and all of a sudden my wife opened the door.
A: Ok, I see, but is that really such a big deal?
B: I mean, she opened the door in the movie!
A: Why are you so sad?
B: I was watching porn, and all of a sudden my wife opened the door.
A: Ok, I see, but is that really such a big deal?
B: I mean, she opened the door in the movie!
Alright, listen up, buttercup. So, this dummy is watching a porno, right? And he's all bummed out because his wife "opened the door." But get this, she didn't actually walk in on him. She opened the door *in the movie*. It's like being upset that an actor touched your TV screen. You are so dumb.