My buddy and I both wanted to marry a woman who happened to be an amputee.
Sadly, my buddy won her heart, but I got her leg.
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. The joke is that both dudes wanted to marry the same amputee woman. One got the girl, but the other got... her leg. It's funny 'cause it's dark and unexpected, like finding out your participation trophy is actually made of participation.