My girlfriend is incredibly sad since her cat has disappeared.
I am quite sure now that I misunderstood something when she asked me to eat her pussy--and I am beginning to think that I did not get the "fuck her doggy" part either.
Cat and Dog Misunderstanding
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, you silly goose! This joke is about a dude who REALLY messed up. His girlfriend is sad 'cause her cat went bye-bye. But the dude thinks back and realizes he might've misunderstood some requests... involving her kitty and doggy. Hint: he misunderstood! I bet you are the kind of person who calls a hammer a "nail puncher."