Chris said to me in P.E. that he likes Jacob, and he said he wants to go straight to the bedroom.
Chris's Bedroom Plans
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, genius. So, Chris tells someone he's crushing on Jacob and wants to skip the small talk and head straight to the bedroom. It's funny because it's unexpected and kinda forward. You probably wouldn't get it because you still think cooties are a thing.
Anonymous
That's an Impossible task for Chris he always likes to take the long way around