Unimpressed Girlfriend

The humor comes from the girlfriend's unexpected reaction after seeing the man's penis. Instead of being interested, she immediately asks for something else, suggesting that she was unimpressed with what she saw, and implying that the man has a small or unattractive penis.

• Dick
• Girlfriend
• Sex
• Porn
• Finger
• Relationship

• Guy: shows girlfriend his dick. Girlfriend: "Cool, where is it?"
• My girlfriend asked for a kiss, so I gave her my dick.
• My girl walks in the room in nude mode and sat on my dick. I said, "What up, your pussy?" She said, "Your dick."
• Boy: Wanna hear about my dick? Never mind, it's too short. Girl: Wanna hear about my pussy? Fuck no, you won't get it.