I revealed my dick to my girlfriend.
As she saw it, she said, "Nevermind, just finger me."
Unimpressed Girlfriend
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Explanation
Experiment
The humor comes from the girlfriend's unexpected reaction after seeing the man's penis. Instead of being interested, she immediately asks for something else, suggesting that she was unimpressed with what she saw, and implying that the man has a small or unattractive penis.
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Oof, what was he, 2''
Adele
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Bozo
either its just THAT BIG or its just THAT small