Jacob jokes
Summary of Twilight in one sentence:
Bella hits on two guys, runs away. Edward glances to Jacob saying, "Go Fetch," and suddenly Bella's his.
Me: Hi Jacob!
Jacob: Hi.
Me: Your parents went to jail for littering when you were born!
Jacob: GOO GOO GAH GAH
Jacob has a small penis.
My Dad keeps beating me and my mom. Please call the police. My name is Jacob Upchurch.
Off brand Hollow Knight
Jacob Colletto
Hey, if you've watched Twilight with Edward, Bella, and Jacob, then here's something for you.
Do you think Bella should have gotten with Jacob? I think she should have, ngl.
My teacher asks all of us in class, "What is your favorite thing in the world?"
Josh: Cookies.
Jacob: My parents.
Erika: My Friends!
Brody: Lamborghinis.
Me: Pulling over in a car in the middle of nowhere at night with my girlfriend and getting in the back seat where the magic happens... ;-)
My Teacher: Ok, everyone that was all good...WAIT A DANG SECOND!
*Everyone Looks at Me With A Weird Face....
You’re so lame, you don’t have a superpower!
"Yah, I do!"
Oh yeah? What is it?
"My diaphragm contracts and moves downwards into my chest cavity and my lungs expand!"
That’s breathing, Jim.
"NO IT’S NOT, JACOB, YOU CAN’T PROVE IT!"
Chris said to me in P.E. that he likes Jacob, and he said he wants to go straight to the bedroom.
Jacob Wheet, if you don't understand, look it up.
Jacob likes fucking me and my mom.
Jakob's life.
Why Jake?
FRRR N
Jake?
Peter: Curses!
Jacob: Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
Peter: *Crying*
Jacob: Why are you crying?
Jacob: Whatever. *Leaves orphanage*
My boy Jacob Collier
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YO @JIT JACOB WE NEED YOU THIS PLACE IS GETTING SHITTED ON
Little blue, be my shelter Be my cradle, be my womb Be my boat, be my river Be the stillness of the moon If I could, I'd go with you To a place I never knew In your eyes, so dark and open There's a light that leads me back to you 'Cause you're not so far away I hear you say "You'll never walk alone" Singin' Don't be afraid of the dark In your heart You're gonna find a way To carry the weight of the world On your shoulders You're gonna find a way home -the goat Jacob Collier
GENESIS 45 Joseph Makes Himself Known 1Then Joseph could no longer control himself before all his attendants, and he cried out, “Have everyone leave my presence!” So there was no one with Joseph when he made himself known to his brothers. 2And he wept so loudly that the Egyptians heard him, and Pharaoh’s household heard about it. 3Joseph said to his brothers, “I am Joseph! Is my father still living?” But his brothers… Read more