Your mama so ugly whenever she threw boomerang, it refused to come back
Poop
Apple bottom cringe boots with the kek (with the kek) got the whole club looking at shrek
*walks into sex shop* Hello. I would like to buy 1 sex please.
You think on a airplane when a muslim guy gets on people look at him and think... Aw fuck
ALL HEIL PRESIDENT TRUMP
Your so fat when you say the n word boogers come out
I dont need a girlfriend cause i got my cousin brooo
If I were in a staring contest with you I would be looking at a rainbow
One time their was a depressed man standing in the middle of a train track a girl said excuse me can you move please I’m trying than the man stopped her sentence and said how is your t shirt so clean than she said back easy hung it up
Girl is your butt made of water, because it is tubig
Why did the orphan not play baseball cuz he couldn't find home