Whenever my artist girlfriend is sad, I let her draw things on my body.
I gave her a shoulder to crayon.
Shoulder to Crayon
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, genius. The joke is that the dude is letting his girlfriend "draw" on his body, but it's a pun. He's offering her his shoulder to "cry on" Get it? Crayon... Cry on... You probably still don't get it, huh? You are softer than baby shit, my dude.
Comments (1)
Lostin Flowers
XD, nice one