If someone has a hyperfixation with drawing and playing, does that mean they are on the "artism" spectrum?
Psychology Jokes
69% of people find something dirty in every sentence.
If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person on the planet.
Q. What's an emo's favorite type of comedy?
A. Gallows humor.
I'd tell a child abuse joke, but I forget the punchline.
When you're in a cage But it's not real!
Being in a cage But you have the key.
Being in a cage But nobody sees you.
Being outside of a cage, but it's empty.
Living and realizing you've been born into one.
Thinking someone cared about you But turns out they're toxic as fu**.
But you can't live without them.
The cage Is you. You have the key But you don't know how to use it.
Gina: Maryen? Karlya? Amber? Kristie? Why isn't it listed that she's here?
Zari: Your sister isn't listed in the meantime, just relax.
Gina: That still doesn't answer why she's not listed. I want her to see me!
Zari: Anyway, it will be time for your medications, we have the gixen and the Uiasends.
Gina: Do you know my sister's name?
Zari: Yes. Her name is Jalien.
Gina: Fine, I don't care!!!
Whenever I’m bored, I hit up my local orphanage and beat some of them up.
I mean honestly, what are they going to do, tell their parents? 😂😂
So imagine bullying an orphan so bad they cry, and then you say, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"
If I wanted to kill myself, I'd climb your ego and jump to your IQ.
What makes you guys high?
I get high when I have a dead fish in my lunchbox.
What’s 12 inch long, purple, and makes women scream??
Cot death!
I've got not much of anything to be honest.
Been in special classes in school.
Not liked by people.
Only relationship I've ever had and she cheated on me.
31 years old and never had sex, pathetic.
Not very smart.
Don't look good.
Hate myself more than anything.
Been a failure at everything in life.
Probably be alone forever.
People treat me like crap.
Can't do anything right.
And the list goes on and on.
So the question is why haven't I killed myself yet? The answer is, I forget. I'm a extreme procrastinator, keep just putting it off because I'll probably just fuck it up anyway.
How do you know someone is autistic?
They get stuck in a loop very often.
Why did Johnny cry?
He was molested by his sister. Johnny enjoyed it, though.
Do not roast. *sigh in depression*
What falls quicker off a tree? The leaf or the emo?
The leaf, because the emo is stopped by the rope.
Isn't having depersonalization mean that you like the animatronics off of FNAF/Five Nights at Freddy's?
(If you don't know what depersonalization is, look it up.)
Why are orphans so gay?
They need to be more gay!
Why did the orphan commit a crime?
Because they wanted to be wanted!
