i was in cooking class and my teacher said - does anyone know what a chopping board is similar to?
me and my friend just glanced at each other and burst out laughing.
long story short the teacher understood the joke and now we are both in daily therapy ðŸ˜ðŸ’€
Is Depression an emotion or a state of mind? I call it a lifestyle
Looks like depression got the best of me! Don’t worry I’m already going under.
(demons in my head) *i laugh to meet them*...
What's the difference between sex and mental illness?
Most of Reddit has experienced mental illness
there's two types of emo people
1. people that cut side to side
2. and people that cut up and down
the most efficient is up and down
I just wrote a book on reverse psychology. Do not read it.
What do you call people who have an Oedipus complex?.
Motherfuckers.
Suicide: Turning ones biology into complex organic chemistry.
What is a pedophiles favourite age range? 9 11
Isn't having Depersonalization mean that your like the animatronics off of fnaf/five night of freddies (if you don't know what Depersonalization is look it up)
why do orphans become criminals to feel what it is like to be wanted
My doctor asked my brother if anyone in the family suffers from mental illness.
He replied: "No, we all seem to rather enjoy it."
Why did the math book go to the psychologist? -- It had too many problems.
Q. What do rape victims miss?
A. Part of their brain
Q. Why did Hitler shoot himself? A. Because his mother taught him to take out the trash.
Why did the rapper go to therapy?
To work on his FLOW ISSUES
wtf is wrong with people?-
if a person kills their counselor does that mean that they don't need therapy no more
