Psychology jokes
If a person kills their counselor, does that mean that they don't need therapy anymore?
If someone has a hyperfixation with drawing and playing, does that mean they are on the "artism" spectrum?
Your mum's hairline was so long that you decided to get therapy.
When you're in a cage But it's not real!
Being in a cage But you have the key.
Being in a cage But nobody sees you.
Being outside of a cage, but it's empty.
Living and realizing you've been born into one.
Thinking someone cared about you But turns out they're toxic as fu**.
But you can't live without them.
The cage Is you. You have the key But you don't know how to use it.
What is the difference between an emo and a normal person?
An emo slits.
Why did he kill himself?
Because he is adopted to a fat man who farts.
Why do people always bully orphans?
'Cause what can they do? Tell their parents?
"Oh, you’re still talking? I thought background noise was supposed to fade out after a while. Must be tough waking up every day knowing your personality was a failed experiment."
What is the similarity between depressed people and hoodies?
The color black.
What keeps an emo kid from hitting the ground?
The rope.
We are anonymous because none of us are as cruel as all of us.
How do you call a mirror and an orphan?
Family reunion.
SEX Some Event Xaern
Xaern - loving something so much you begin to dislike it.
What do depressed teenagers and fruits have in common?
They both hang by something.
Why can orphans travel so much?
They don't get homesick.
Me: Mom, we made a cake.
Bully: Guess what?
Me: What?
Bully: Nobody cares!
Me: Yeah, nobody cares about you!
I asked my friend, "Shouldn't we have 6 senses?"
He replied, "What is the 6th sense?"
"Common sense," I shot back while looking at the kid who was going to detention. "Never mind," I said.
My two moods are “I can’t believe I get to be a person” and “I can’t believe I have to be a person.”
What will make a depressed teenager happy?
A cliff.
How to cure boredom:
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?