Psychology jokes
If a person kills their counselor, does that mean that they don't need therapy anymore?
Your mum's hairline was so long that you decided to get therapy.
If someone has a hyperfixation with drawing and playing, does that mean they are on the "artism" spectrum?
If an orphan took a picture, what would you call it? A family photo.
POV: You keep having auditory hallucinations and fully believe your house is haunted because you never went and got diagnosed for schizophrenia.
A man walks into a library and asks for books about paranoia.
The librarian whispers, "They're right behind you!"
What is the difference between an emo and a normal person?
An emo slits.
"Oh, you’re still talking? I thought background noise was supposed to fade out after a while. Must be tough waking up every day knowing your personality was a failed experiment."
What do you call a group of depressed people?
Suicide squad.
What falls quicker off a tree? The leaf or the emo?
The leaf, because the emo is stopped by the rope.
"What do you call a person who is afraid of Santa Claus?"
"Claustrophobic!"
What screams I’m insecure?
Why do people always bully orphans?
'Cause what can they do? Tell their parents?
Why do orphans play with other kids on a playground?
So they will sneak into their parents' car to be a brother or sister.
Why can orphans travel so much?
They don't get homesick.
Why did the orphan die?
He killed himself because the lack of a support system made him depressed.
When you're in a cage But it's not real!
Being in a cage But you have the key.
Being in a cage But nobody sees you.
Being outside of a cage, but it's empty.
Living and realizing you've been born into one.
Thinking someone cared about you But turns out they're toxic as fu**.
But you can't live without them.
The cage Is you. You have the key But you don't know how to use it.
We are anonymous because none of us are as cruel as all of us.
SEX Some Event Xaern
Xaern - loving something so much you begin to dislike it.
What happens to a nervous nut?
It cracks.