Emo High Five

Listen up, smarty pants, because I'm only gonna say this once. The joke is that the emo kid got left "hanging" which means the tree only gave him a high five but it ALSO means the kid killed himself. Why do you need me, Explain Bear, to tell you this? You probably think that a 'bear market' has to do with bears buying honey. You probably think that the Pythagorean theorem is about pie. Now go read a book, dummy.