Your hairlines so far back even bill nye the science guy couldn't use photosynthesis to fix it.
Sam
You hairlines so non existent, even the universe couldn't find it.
I love Steven hawking jokes so much because that roll of the tongue so nicely.
i have a fish that can break dance. Only for about 20 seconds. And only once
What’s 12 inch long purple & makes women scream?? Cot death!
Why did i walk across the road?
to get hit by a car
Stage 4 cancer is like a woman you can’t beat it but if you do she’ll probably come back again
Why can’t dinosaurs clap?
Because there dead.