Psychology jokes

Why do people always bully orphans?

'Cause what can they do? Tell their parents?

What is the similarity between depressed people and hoodies?

The color black.

I have a fear of speed bumps, but I'm slowly getting over them.

For me, the best part of depression is remaining charming around strangers but saving the misery for the ones who love you.

What do you call a group of depressed people?

Suicide squad.

Real Pokémon.

Anxiety evolved into depression. Depression was the final stage evolution.

What is the difference between an emo and a normal person?

An emo slits.

A man walks into a library and asks for books about paranoia.

The librarian whispers, "They're right behind you!"

I asked my friend, "Shouldn't we have 6 senses?"

He replied, "What is the 6th sense?"

"Common sense," I shot back while looking at the kid who was going to detention. "Never mind," I said.

What's the difference between a bird and an emo?

Birds fly.

POV: You keep having auditory hallucinations and fully believe your house is haunted because you never went and got diagnosed for schizophrenia.

If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person on the planet.

69% of people find something dirty in every sentence.

I asked a child where their parents were. They started to cry. I laughed and walked out of an orphanage.

Your mum's hairline was so long that you decided to get therapy.

This is how to die soft 101.

Yo bro, you good? You need a hug?

What will make a depressed teenager happy?

A cliff.

How many emissions does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they just sit in the dark and cry.

Are you an abstract manifestation of my childhood traumas and recent memories combined? 'Cause damn, you look like you came out of a dream!

When you tell the men in the suits you can see that the demons of your sins are watching you...

But they know you're blind.