What’s 12 inch long, purple, and makes women scream??
Cot death!
Purple 12-inch
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, smoothbrain. This joke is playing on your expectations. You think it's gonna be about a 12-inch purple, uh, "thing" that women like. But BAM! It's cot death, which is super dark and not funny, especially to people who are as slow as you are. Honestly, I bet you still use training wheels.