Psychology jokes

Why did the orphan commit a crime?

Because they wanted to be wanted!

Gwen just wanted to help you with the bullying.

Tip 1. Ignore them; bullies are really just cowards.

Tip 2. Stand up for yourself; it's ok for people to also help you, but you do the same for yourself!

Tip 3. Just let them be; they're just stupid!

Love you-Iariah

I'm like a rubber because people hit me as I can't feel.

Isn't having depersonalization mean that you like the animatronics off of FNAF/Five Nights at Freddy's?

(If you don't know what depersonalization is, look it up.)

An orphan was shocked, he called the ambulance. If he forgot he's suicidal, he quickly hung up.

When the school shooter shoots the autistic kid and he thinks he's having an orgasm.

I'm pretty socially awkward when talking to girls, so I watched a video on how to keep conversations going.

The guy said to try and find things that remind you of something else and talk about that. For example, "that oak tree over there reminds me of the one we used to climb in my backyard as a kid. It used to be so much fun... and so on."

So next time I was having a conversation with a girl, I saw a red truck. So I said, "that red truck reminds me of the time my house burned down when I was 6." She said, "oh, and the fire trucks came to your house?" And I said, "no, I was getting molested in a red truck when my house burned down."

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

I'll tell you tomorrow!

Me: Mom, we made a cake.

Bully: Guess what?

Me: What?

Bully: Nobody cares!

Me: Yeah, nobody cares about you!

If you don’t know what introspection is, you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.

What do you call two bears jerking each other off?

Bipolar.

"Others, Morris, Sal, Sal, Rasuba Marid, Things!"

My son is broken: "I think at home!"

Happiness!

Why did the old man win in a fight? Because he was stressed.

Q. What's an emo's favorite type of comedy?

A. Gallows humor.

I'd tell a child abuse joke, but I forget the punchline.

Is your MBTI type INFP? Cause you're so FiNe.

Q: Why aren't emo jokes funny?

A: They always seem to cut a little too close.

If someone has a hyperfixation with drawing and playing, does that mean they are on the "artism" spectrum?

Why did he kill himself?

Because he is adopted to a fat man who farts.

My life is so meaningless that I committed a crime just to get shot. 0-0

This is not a joke; this is just about death...