Psychology jokes

Why did the orphan commit a crime?

Because they wanted to be wanted!

Isn't having depersonalization mean that you like the animatronics off of FNAF/Five Nights at Freddy's?

(If you don't know what depersonalization is, look it up.)

What falls quicker off a tree? The leaf or the emo?

The leaf, because the emo is stopped by the rope.

I'm like a rubber because people hit me as I can't feel.

"Oh, you’re still talking? I thought background noise was supposed to fade out after a while. Must be tough waking up every day knowing your personality was a failed experiment."

An orphan was shocked, he called the ambulance. If he forgot he's suicidal, he quickly hung up.

When the school shooter shoots the autistic kid and he thinks he's having an orgasm.

I'm pretty socially awkward when talking to girls, so I watched a video on how to keep conversations going.

The guy said to try and find things that remind you of something else and talk about that. For example, "that oak tree over there reminds me of the one we used to climb in my backyard as a kid. It used to be so much fun... and so on."

So next time I was having a conversation with a girl, I saw a red truck. So I said, "that red truck reminds me of the time my house burned down when I was 6." She said, "oh, and the fire trucks came to your house?" And I said, "no, I was getting molested in a red truck when my house burned down."

If you don’t know what introspection is, you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

I'll tell you tomorrow!

Me: Mom, we made a cake.

Bully: Guess what?

Me: What?

Bully: Nobody cares!

Me: Yeah, nobody cares about you!

What do you call two bears jerking each other off?

Bipolar.

Why did the old man win in a fight? Because he was stressed.

"Others, Morris, Sal, Sal, Rasuba Marid, Things!"

My son is broken: "I think at home!"

Happiness!

Is your MBTI type INFP? Cause you're so FiNe.

Q: Why aren't emo jokes funny?

A: They always seem to cut a little too close.

I'd tell a child abuse joke, but I forget the punchline.

Q. What's an emo's favorite type of comedy?

A. Gallows humor.

"Why can’t you be comfortable with my own body?"

"I think you should ask yourself that."

Why did he kill himself?

Because he is adopted to a fat man who farts.