Psychology jokes

Man: *behind the women* She's so ugly!

Woman: My back is not a voicemail, unless you're a coward and can only say it behind my back to my face.

Is your MBTI type INFP? Cause you're so FiNe.

Q. What's an emo's favorite type of comedy?

A. Gallows humor.

I'd tell a child abuse joke, but I forget the punchline.

Q: Why aren't emo jokes funny?

A: They always seem to cut a little too close.

If someone has a hyperfixation with drawing and playing, does that mean they are on the "artism" spectrum?

Symptoms of Schizophrenia

The symptoms of this condition are fairly easy to recognize because they stand out so distinctly from a person’s usual behavior. In order for a diagnosis to be made, the person must suffer from two more of the following for at least one month:

Delusions

Hallucinations

Why did the guy like retarded jokes? Because he was a retard himself.

COBRA GRINDSET OF THE DAY: Depression isn't real. You feel sad, you move on.

You will always be depressed if your life is depressing. Change it, bitch!

Why did the man become stupid?

Cause he was suicidal, herbivorous. Ja...

Why do orphans become bullies?

Because their mum and dad were never there for them.

The bully: Your gay.

The nerd: You are.

The bully: Yeah.

The nerd: What, your gay?

Pooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

Why do orphans hate going in public?

Because there's kids out with their parents.

Why did the booty break up with the fart?

It was just too much GASLIGHTING.

A knife is like hallucinations, both in your head.

"Kill yourself."

"Kill me yourself, pussy."

Why did the lil kid cut himself?

Answer: Because he was emo, HAHHHAHAHAHAAHHA!

What the fuck is wrong with people?

If a person kills their counselor, does that mean that they don't need therapy anymore?