Psychology jokes
How do emo bands prepare for their shows?
They self-harmonize.
The rapist is a therapist.
Lol.
Depressed procrastinators feel like they wanna kill themselves sometime soon.
Why do orphans become criminals?
To feel what it is like to be wanted.
Doesn't having depersonalization mean that you're like the animatronics off of FNAF/Five Nights at Freddy's?
(If you don't know what depersonalization is, look it up.)
My grief counselor died. He was so good, I didn't even care.
What’s a depressed kid’s favorite game? Hangman.
I have a phobia of over-engineered buildings.
It's a complex complex complex.
Orphans want girlfriends to call someone "Mommy."
How do you know someone is autistic?
They get stuck in a loop very often.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Crippling depression.
Crippling depression who--?
Me.
How do you tell if someone is depressed?
The brains on the wall.
What do you say to a depressed person?
"I like ya cut, G."
Why did the man become stupid?
Cause he was suicidal, herbivorous. Ja...
Some people think jokes about child abuse are funny.
I'm not sure if I think that, but they do seem to hit different.
Masochists and sadists are made for each other.
My therapist told me to write angry letters to those that upset me and never send them.
He is really going to hate the letter he never gets.
What do you call an orphan in a room full of mirrors? Surrounded by loved ones.
Why are emos jealous of light?
The lights are hanging.
There's two types of emo people:
1. People that cut side to side.
2. And people that cut up and down.
The most efficient is up and down.