Psychology jokes
My life is so meaningless that I committed a crime just to get shot. 0-0
This is not a joke; this is just about death...
If an orphan took a picture, what would you call it? A family photo.
A man walks into a library and asks for books about paranoia.
The librarian whispers, "They're right behind you!"
Q. What's an emo's favorite type of comedy?
A. Gallows humor.
I'd tell a child abuse joke, but I forget the punchline.
Memes
Is your MBTI type INFP? Cause you're so FiNe.
Symptoms of Schizophrenia
The symptoms of this condition are fairly easy to recognize because they stand out so distinctly from a person’s usual behavior. In order for a diagnosis to be made, the person must suffer from two more of the following for at least one month:
Delusions
Hallucinations
Why did the guy like retarded jokes? Because he was a retard himself.
Why did the man become stupid?
Cause he was suicidal, herbivorous. Ja...
COBRA GRINDSET OF THE DAY: Depression isn't real. You feel sad, you move on.
You will always be depressed if your life is depressing. Change it, bitch!
Why did the booty break up with the fart?
It was just too much GASLIGHTING.
Why do orphans hate going in public?
Because there's kids out with their parents.
Why do orphans become bullies?
Because their mum and dad were never there for them.
The bully: Your gay.
The nerd: You are.
The bully: Yeah.
The nerd: What, your gay?
Pooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
A knife is like hallucinations, both in your head.
"Kill yourself."
"Kill me yourself, pussy."
Why did the lil kid cut himself?
Answer: Because he was emo, HAHHHAHAHAHAAHHA!
What the fuck is wrong with people?
If a person kills their counselor, does that mean that they don't need therapy anymore?
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Cosmo rate my claim Through emotionally charged narratives and uncritical teachings in both family settings and religious education, many Jewish children are raised to view unwavering support for Israel as a core part of their identity—creating psychological pressure and moral dissonance when confronted with the complexities of the Israeli–Palestinian conflict.