After work, i volunteer to help blind children. Verb, not adjective.
Kamikaze
(wait, forgot about the 3rd third thing) i have said this countless times but it doesnt seem to be getting through to u; quit hating on particular jokes. U dont like it? Nobody cares. Dont go into the morbid jokes category u idiots ffs
I have two things i wanna say: 1. when ppl swear stop taking it so fucking literally. if someone calls u a bitch, they're not calling u a female dog. if they call u a cunt, they're not calling u a woman's private part, they r calling u either an idiot, scaredy cat/baby or something along those lines. ffs 2. wtf
Hate me all u want but i gotta say, this whole thing with gwen and tj is ridiculous
if a toy from toy story died, the kid wouldn't know and the other toys would just have to watch as their kid played with the corpse
bruh ppl always makin jokes bout how their dad left, well in my story it was the mum that needed milk
"Just say no to drugs!" well, if i'm talking to my drugs, i probably already said yes
me running after slapping the emo kid's wrist and saying i like ya cut g