My doctor asked my brother if anyone in the family suffers from mental illness.
He replied: "No, we all seem to rather enjoy it."
What's the difference between sex and mental illness?
Most of Reddit has experienced mental illness
Q. Why did Hitler shoot himself? A. Because his mother taught him to take out the trash.
What is a pedophiles favourite age range? 9 11
Why did the rapper go to therapy?
To work on his FLOW ISSUES
Remember, if you are suffering from paranoia...
You are not alone.
I was in cooking class and my teacher said, "Does anyone know what a chopping board is similar to?"
Me and my friend just glanced at each other and burst out laughing.
Long story short, the teacher understood the joke, and now we are both in daily therapy. ðŸ˜ðŸ’€
Q. What do rape victims miss?
A. Part of their brain
Isn't having Depersonalization mean that your like the animatronics off of fnaf/five night of freddies (if you don't know what Depersonalization is look it up)
if a person kills their counselor does that mean that they don't need therapy no more
I just wrote a book on reverse psychology. Do not read it.
Why do orphans become criminals? Because they want to know what it's like to be wanted.
why do orphans become criminals to feel what it is like to be wanted
wtf is wrong with people?-
What do you call people who have an Oedipus complex?.
Motherfuckers.
(demons in my head) *i laugh to meet them*...
Suicide: Turning ones biology into complex organic chemistry.
A man books a session to see a therapist, as he claims he has a strong fear of the 15th, 9th and 3rd letters of the alphabet. So once the therapist, let's call him Frank, has jotted that down on his notebook, he says, "Oh, I see."
Depression is like therapy; the more you see it, the more you get used to it.
Looks like depression got the best of me! Don’t worry I’m already going under.
