Cot Death jokes
What's cold, blue and makes women cry?
Cot death.
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I did a walk.
What's 10 inches and makes women scream?
Cot death!
What's about 12 inches long, has a purple head, and can make women scream all night?
Cot death.
What's 2ft long, blue, and stiff and keeps a woman up all night?
Cot death.
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Hi, I did not get your walk.
Fatty and Skinny were in a bed.
Fatty rolled over, and Skinny was dead.
Babies can spread a nasty smell,
especially when you haven't fed them for a month.