Cot Death jokes

What's cold, blue and makes women cry?

Cot death.

I did a walk.

What's 10 inches and makes women scream?

Cot death!

What's about 12 inches long, has a purple head, and can make women scream all night?

Cot death.

What's 2ft long, blue, and stiff and keeps a woman up all night?

Cot death.

Hi, I did not get your walk.

Fatty and Skinny were in a bed.

Fatty rolled over, and Skinny was dead.

if a toy from Toy Story died, the kid wouldn't know, and the other toys would just have to watch as their kid played with the corpse.