This isn't a joke but
I'm a survivor and use humor to cope. I find these extremely funny so please leave the people writing these alone 😭
My neck, my back, my crippling anxiety attacks.
Sometimes you just need to take a drive through the city to clear your head.
-JFK
Me telling my parents I'm depressed: my parents, "No, you're just a little stressed and want attention, am I right?" My depression worsening, me: "Yeah, you're totally right mom..." Me in my head making a plan to commit suicide.....
I won't reply to every joke today because I want to say thanks to everyone for making funny jokes here. Every time I have a bad day (almost everyday), I always go here and read relatable jokes. It makes me happy and it's making me less anxious. I am really stressed with my school work and everything; I feel that I'm being left alone. Everyone compares me to others and all I can do is listen. I don't get enough sleep because of it... Reading these jokes entertains me and makes me laugh so hard.
I apologize for my grammar.
Why was I stress eating on the train track?
To wait to get hit.
Doctor : what makes you feel depressed? Me: I used to work at the word trade centre, before the plane hit. Doctor: a lot of people fell to pieces after that.
I used to suffer from depression but through hard work, persistence, and never giving up..
I now suffer from anxiety aND depression :\
Pain. gained. Anxiety. Fulfilled. Insomnia. Deppression. Always with me. Happiness... The one thing i cant have.
Me: Hey how are you? Depression: I'm doing fine. We are just looking for a home :3 Insomnia: Mommy can we get a home? Anxiety: Insomnia wait for mommy to finish. Depression: Anyway here is my resume! Me: Okie thank you, Ok... mhmmm.. WOW! Okie this is a nice resume! (Didn't Read it..) Depression: Also I have 2 more friends that want to move in too! Me: Ok and there names? Depression: There names are: PTSD and Trauma! Me: Ok they seem fine (Doesn't know about them) Depression: Okie here is the money (a penny :() Thank you we will call you if we need anything. Me: Ok see you soon! :3 Me now hates my life. :)
Whats overcrowded and uncomfortable?
My mind
Employer: Can you preform under pressure? Me: No, but i do a pretty good Bohemian Rhapsody.
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? -- A nervous wreck.
My dad may be working, but the coping mechanisms sure aren't
What do you tell a stressed-out Pokémon? “Kakuna Rattata!”
I was sitting in traffic the other day.
Probably why I got run over.
What site does a vegetable go when he/she is stressed?
cornhub.com
why was the dog soo stressed out? It had a ruff day.
What does a cat say when it's angry? - Stop stressing meowt! 😂😂😂😂😂
Hey everyone im back bc im sinking back towards depression bc my sister is rly being a bitch and my parents always side with her and the stress over online school is just getting overwhelming and im seriously considering hanging myself to end it all bc the pain is just... terrible and i feel like im not worth life
