Stress Jokes

This isn't a joke but

I'm a survivor and use humor to cope. I find these extremely funny so please leave the people writing these alone 😭

My neck, my back, my crippling anxiety attacks

Sometimes you just need to take a drive through the city to clear your head

-JFK

I won't reply on every jokes today because I want to say thanks (to everyone) for making funny jokes here... Every time I have a bad day (almost everyday), I always go here and read relatable jokes, its makes me happy and its making me less anxious. I am really stressed on my school works and everything, I feel that I'm being left alone. Everyone compares me to others and all I can do is listen. I don't get enough sleep because of it... Reading these jokes entertain me and making me laugh so hard. *I apologize for my grammar

Why was I stress eating on the train track?

To wait to get hit.

Doctor : what makes you feel depressed? Me: I used to work at the word trade centre, before the plane hit. Doctor: a lot of people fell to pieces after that.

I used to suffer from depression but through hard work, persistence, and never giving up..

I now suffer from anxiety aND depression :\

Pain. gained. Anxiety. Fulfilled. Insomnia. Deppression. Always with me. Happiness... The one thing i cant have.

Me: Hey how are you? Depression: I'm doing fine. We are just looking for a home :3 Insomnia: Mommy can we get a home? Anxiety: Insomnia wait for mommy to finish. Depression: Anyway here is my resume! Me: Okie thank you, Ok... mhmmm.. WOW! Okie this is a nice resume! (Didn't Read it..) Depression: Also I have 2 more friends that want to move in too! Me: Ok and there names? Depression: There names are: PTSD and Trauma! Me: Ok they seem fine (Doesn't know about them) Depression: Okie here is the money (a penny :() Thank you we will call you if we need anything. Me: Ok see you soon! :3 Me now hates my life. :)

Employer: Can you preform under pressure? Me: No, but i do a pretty good Bohemian Rhapsody.

Whats overcrowded and uncomfortable?

My mind

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? -- A nervous wreck.

What do you tell a stressed-out Pokémon? “Kakuna Rattata!”

My dad may be working, but the coping mechanisms sure aren't

I was sitting in traffic the other day.

Probably why I got run over.

What site does a vegetable go when he/she is stressed?

cornhub.com

why was the dog soo stressed out? It had a ruff day.

What does a cat say when it's angry? - Stop stressing meowt! 😂😂😂😂😂