Preference jokes

I don't like the term "kidnapping." I prefer "surprise adoption."

I like my men like I like my Alexa:

By my bed and turned on.

I like my women like my cigars: smuggled in from Cuba in a sack.

Why do gay people like sports?

Because they get to play with balls.

Vegetarian: I prefer plants.

Herbivore: I just like food.

Cannibal: I'm a people person.

I like my Oreos how I like my victims... Drowning.

Stephen Hawking like black willies.

90% of women don't like men in pink shirts. Ironically, 90% of men in pink shirts don't like women.

Why are blind people gay?

Cause.

I like moldy food.

What does a bungee jumper and a homosexual have in common?

When the rubber snaps, they both end up in the shit! 💩

Why doesn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey Tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

#NoMoreOrphanJokes STOP IT NOW! I will dislike all the orphan jokes that appear.

I like my women how I like my bacon.

Well Dunn!!!

Hairy vagina is like sweets with the wrapper on. You don't like it, but you still eat it.

What do dino nuggies and the brown M&M have in common?

I want to fuck them both.

I love autumn!

I like my wine how I like my women: 7 years old, and locked up in my basement.

How do you know you had a gay cookout?

All the hotdogs taste like ass.

I have a confession. I used to be a Christian.

Don’t bother me none, babe!

Awesome! I much prefer being a Christine!

“Hol up”