I don't like the term "kidnapping." I prefer "surprise adoption."
Surprise Adoption
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke is funny 'cause it takes somethin' bad, like kidnapping, and makes it sound all nice and fluffy by callin' it a "surprise adoption." It's like sayin' stealin' is just "unexpected borrowing." You get it, or do I need to draw you a picture?