Preference jokes
I like looking at BDSM Ariana Grande :)
I like my Oreos how I like my victims... Drowning.
Your favorite music artist is Cardi B? I prefer Cardi A+ if I'm being honest.
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that Keagan's FIFA team should be this terrible, also the problem is that Keagan is a Real Madrid fan.
(Wait, forgot about the 3rd third thing.) I have said this countless times, but it doesn't seem to be getting through to you: quit hating on particular jokes. You don't like it? Nobody cares. Don't go into the morbid jokes category, you idiots, ffs!
Women are so scary. Does anybody know what is wrong with them?
Anyone want a free pizza? Because you liking a pizza with toppings that not many people enjoy allows you to eat the entire guilt free pizza, that they said they didn't want and everyone already offered you a slice of.
What is a good night for you?
All people on here, what's your least favorite hunting rifle? Mine's Sako-85.
What kind of food does a lesbian love? Anything they can eat out.
What’s an autistic person's favorite movie:
A Quiet Place?
What do planets like to read? Comet books!
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Coff- na, jk, bleach.
Why do apple trees like emo kids?
Because they like to play yoyo with them.
Why would a vegetarian never moan during sex?
They don't wanna admit that a piece of meat made them happy.
What is my favorite color? Yellow.
You know, I like my girls how I like my 9/11: Two twins that go down easy.
What's better, a woman or a man?
Neither, for I am WHITE.
💪 💪 🏋️♂️ What do you get when you cross a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a bukkake slut, and a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a sex worker?
Cum Junkie.
I like my women like I like my coffee: nice, fresh, and dead.
I am Wayde, I like ranga balls, please cum in my ass.