Cookout jokes

Phone

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I just got off the phone with Kristen Stewart yesterday. She said I was invited to her cookout this Friday. I said I'll come by and bring some drinks, like wine, beer, and liquor, so we can get our freak on all night and drink some cherry wine until daybreak ends.

Oven

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Nobody

Literally nobody

Gordan Ramsey: do you need me to bring Hitler back to life so he can show you how to use a fucking oven?

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  • Meat

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    Spongebob and Jacko have one thing in common.

    They both routinely place meat in small buns.

    Sausage

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    I was gobsmacked when I encountered the Jacko special at a Bunnings sausage sizzle. A 40-year-old sausage on 7-year-old white bread.

    Bbq

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    What鈥檚 wrong with a gay bbq?

    All the hotdogs taste like shit.

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