Cookout jokes
What did the kangaroo 馃 bring to the cookout?
A jump rope!
How do you know you had a gay cookout?
All the hotdogs taste like ass.
What do you call a Lesbian at a Barbecue? A LGBBQ.
I just got off the phone with Kristen Stewart yesterday. She said I was invited to her cookout this Friday. I said I'll come by and bring some drinks, like wine, beer, and liquor, so we can get our freak on all night and drink some cherry wine until daybreak ends.
What do you call a gay BBQ? LGBBQ.
What do you mean cook? We wait till summer.
Your Mom's Favorite Book, Chapter 1: How To Cook.
Who cooks in a lesbian relationship?
Neither one of them, they eat out.
How do you know you鈥檙e at a gay cookout? They鈥檙e putting your sausage between two buns.