The Cannibal's Preference

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  • Vegetarian: I prefer plants.

    Herbivore: I just like food.

    Cannibal: I'm a people person.

    Explanation

  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, buttercup. So, you got these eaters, right? One eats only plants, the next eats everything. Then comes the cannibal who says he's a "people person." Get it? He likes to EAT people! It's funny 'cause people aren't food... unless you're a cannibal, you silly goose!

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  • Omnivore instead of herbivore

    Uncommon Merganser

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