Vegetarian: I prefer plants.
Herbivore: I just like food.
Cannibal: I'm a people person.
Vegetarian: I prefer plants.
Herbivore: I just like food.
Cannibal: I'm a people person.
Listen up, buttercup. So, you got these eaters, right? One eats only plants, the next eats everything. Then comes the cannibal who says he's a "people person." Get it? He likes to EAT people! It's funny 'cause people aren't food... unless you're a cannibal, you silly goose!
Anonymous
Omnivore instead of herbivore