Smuggled Women

The joke uses a comparison between women and smuggled cigars. It implies a preference for women who are 'smuggled', which is a strange and suggestive way to look at a person. The humor comes from the absurdity of the comparison and the dark implication about how the person sees women as commodities.

• Women
• Cigar
• Morbidity
• Country
• Sack
• Comparison

• I like my cigars like I like my women: 7 years old and in a burlap sack from Cuba. Ok, not really racist but still funny.
• I like my women like how I like my cocaine, smuggled and cut clean.
• I like my women like I like my coffee. Dark, rich, and imported.
• I like my women how I like my cigarettes: Smokin’ hot, and with a little saliva on the butt.