Wine Preference

I like my wine how I like my women: 7 years old, and locked up in my basement.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Alright, listen up, you absolute troglodyte. You think it's funny to compare women to wine? You probably still use a flip phone, don't you? This joke uses a dark and disturbing comparison to shock people. It's not about liking wine or women it's a creepy joke using really bad stereotypes. It implies the objectification and exploitation of women. Get a grip, you cave dweller.