Autumn jokes
What did the north tower say to the south tower during the summer? Get ready for fall!
Why does a leaf fall faster than an emo kid? Because the emo hangs itself.
Fall
My brother couldn’t wait for fall, so I tripped him.
How do you fix a cracked pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch!
Why can't you tell a joke in a corn maze?
Because there's too many ears.
Memes
Why do leaves change color in the fall?
Because they want to leaf their old color.
Quote of the day:
Just one small positive thought in the morning can change your whole day.
[Comment your favorite fall beverage!]
Why did the pumpkin man not go to the party? He had his hand stuck in a treasure chest.
Why did Bob go to the store? To bob for apples.
Few jokes (sorry if they have already been used).
1 I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
2 Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn? Because he always has a great fall.
3 Have you heard the one about the skunk? Never mind, it really stinks.
4 It's always windy in a sports arena. All those fans.
5 What is the best day to go to the beach? Sunday, of course!
6 Comic Sans walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your type here."
7 What's the easiest way to get straight As? Use a ruler.
8 Why were they called the Dark Ages? Because there were lots of knights.
I love autumn!
What do you call a snowman that lives in Halloween? Snoween!
What does a pumpkin need when it's hurt? A pumpkin patch.
Why can’t mental hospitals have Halloween?
Because the patients thought the pumpkins were them. I tried.
What is red, orange, and yellow but doesn’t feel anything when it falls? Autumn leaves. 🍁
What is fall?
What fell first, the emo kid or the leaf? The leaf, 'cause the emo kid just hung.
What are the four seasons?
Salt, Pepper, Sugar, and Flour.
When it's been Halloween for a few months, but there's still a body hanging from your neighbor's tree.
September 11, bring your plane to work day.
Halloween! The day nobody questions the bodies dangling in your tree!
Roses are red, Violets are red, Sunflowers are red,
HOLY SHIT, MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!
When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don't find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.