Autumn jokes

What did the north tower say to the south tower during the summer? Get ready for fall!

Why does a leaf fall faster than an emo kid? Because the emo hangs itself.

Fall

How do you fix a cracked pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch!

My brother couldn’t wait for fall, so I tripped him.

Why is there a big old gay parade on one of the first days of summer?

Pride always cometh before the fall.

Why can't you tell a joke in a corn maze?

Because there's too many ears.

Why do leaves change color in the fall?

Because they want to leaf their old color.

Quote of the day:

Just one small positive thought in the morning can change your whole day.

[Comment your favorite fall beverage!]

Why did the pumpkin man not go to the party? He had his hand stuck in a treasure chest.

Why did Bob go to the store? To bob for apples.

Few jokes (sorry if they have already been used).

1 I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.

2 Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn? Because he always has a great fall.

3 Have you heard the one about the skunk? Never mind, it really stinks.

4 It's always windy in a sports arena. All those fans.

5 What is the best day to go to the beach? Sunday, of course!

6 Comic Sans walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your type here."

7 What's the easiest way to get straight As? Use a ruler.

8 Why were they called the Dark Ages? Because there were lots of knights.

What do you call a snowman that lives in Halloween? Snoween!

I love autumn!

What does a pumpkin need when it's hurt? A pumpkin patch.

Why can’t mental hospitals have Halloween?

Because the patients thought the pumpkins were them. I tried.

What is red, orange, and yellow but doesn’t feel anything when it falls? Autumn leaves. 🍁

What fell first, the emo kid or the leaf? The leaf, 'cause the emo kid just hung.

What is fall?

What are the four seasons?

Salt, Pepper, Sugar, and Flour.