What did the north tower say to the south tower during the summer? Get ready for fall!
Why does a leaf fall faster than an emo kid? Because the emo hangs itself.
Fall
How do you fix a cracked pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch!
My brother couldn’t wait for fall, so I tripped him.
Why do leaves change color in the fall?
Because they want to leaf their old color.
Why can't you tell a joke in a corn maze?
Because there's too many ears.
Quote of the day:
Just one small positive thought in the morning can change your whole day.
[Comment your favorite fall beverage!]
Why did the pumpkin man not go to the party? He had his hand stuck in a treasure chest.
What do you call a snowman that lives in Halloween? Snoween!
Why did Bob go to the store? To bob for apples.
Few jokes (sorry if they have already been used).
1 I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
2 Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn? Because he always has a great fall.
3 Have you heard the one about the skunk? Never mind, it really stinks.
4 It's always windy in a sports arena. All those fans.
5 What is the best day to go to the beach? Sunday, of course!
6 Comic Sans walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your type here."
7 What's the easiest way to get straight As? Use a ruler.
8 Why were they called the Dark Ages? Because there were lots of knights.
I love autumn 🍂
What is red, orange, and yellow but doesn’t feel anything when it falls? Autumn leaves. 🍁
Why can’t mental hospitals have Halloween?
Because the patients thought the pumpkins were them. I tried.
What is fall?
What fell first, the emo kid or the leaf? The leaf, 'cause the emo kid just hung.
What are the four seasons?
Salt, Pepper, Sugar, and Flour.
