Europe

Europe jokes

Continent

    • What is the continent that ALWAYS sleeps and sleeps and sleeps and that is so tired that it won’t wake up? Eur-ope.

    IQ

    • What happens if the dumbest person from Europe goes to the US?

    The average IQ increases in both places.

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    • white Americans

    • Just because someone is white doesn't mean they are bad.

    Sure, white Americans all treat Trump like a deity and are proud of their heritage of enslaving blacks.

    But Canadians and Australians don't throw a hissy fit every time they see someone not white, and they don't think Europe is a country.

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    • Europe memes

    Occupation

    • A German went to France for a holiday, and here is the scene. French border staff asked, "Occupation?" The German replied, "No, no, no, just visiting."

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    • Roman

    • The Romans conquered Africa, they conquered Europe, they conquered Britain, then they stopped. They probably ran out of conkers.

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    • Teacher

    • A teacher asks her class, “What do you want to be when you grow up?” Little Johnny says “I wanna be a billionaire, going to the most expensive clubs, take the best b*tch with me, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Hawaii, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel through Europe, an Infinite Visa Card and to make love to her three times a day.”

    The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with the bad behavior of the child, decides not to give importance to what he said and then continues the lesson. “And you, Susie?” the teacher asks. Susie says “I wanna be Johnny’s b*tch.”

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    • Approximation

    • The nearest approximation to a perpetuum mobile would be a Swabian chasing a Scot because of money.

    (Swabians are the Scots of Germany regarding finances.)

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    • War

    • In 1941, Hans, a young German boy, was listening to the radio.

    Over the radio, Hitler announced that Germany was now going to war with the United States.

    "Father, where is the United States?" Hans asked.

    His father pointed at a map of North America.

    "Aren’t we currently at war with Russia? Where might that be?" he questioned his father.

    The man pointed towards the Soviet Union.

    "And I’m told we’re also at war with the British Empire. Where is that?"

    The father pointed out all of the territories owned by the British.

    "Where is Germany again, Father?"

    He pointed to their home country in Central Europe.

    Hans pondered this information for a second. "One last question, Father."

    "Yes?"

    "Has Hitler seen this map?"

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