A German went to France for a holiday and here is the scene. French border staff asked, "Occupation?" The German replied, "No, no, no, just visiting."
Don't bother; just try to live in England.
What happens if the dumbest person from Europe goes to the US??
The average iq increases in both places.
Q: what is a Karen called in Europe
A: an American
How did protestants performed in 16 century well done
What is the capital of Greece? -- About 10 dollars.
So if Russia was the motherland in Germany was the fatherland what that mean? The western front is domestic violence
what did Germany and Austria do after ww2?
accepted all art students
What do you call Miles Morales Spider-Man from Europe? Kilometers Morales
Knock knock, who's their? Europe, Europe who? No i'm not
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but their flag is a big plus...
Germany is The best🥳🥳
What do Princess Diana and the Beatles have in common?
They both made quite an impact in Europe.
I was going from Germany to Austria and I accidentally crossed the border Illegally when the poliece caught me they told me I was a Nazi. I asked them y? they said I didn't see the border
The nearest approximation to a perpetuum mobile would be a Swabian chasing a Scot because of money.
(Swabians are the Scots of Germany regarding to finances)
Why are the best used guns from France ? Because they have never been fired and they have only been dropped once.
Ukraine
Normal Europe : Oh no, I lost my iphone... Amish : Oh no, I lost my potato
Germany does backflip america What is happining France want a bagute?USSR Help
the romans conquered Africa,the conquered Europe, they conquered Britain. then they stopped probably ran out of conkers
