Europe

Europe Jokes

A German went to France for a holiday and here is the scene. French border staff asked, "Occupation?" The German replied, "No, no, no, just visiting."

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What happens if the dumbest person from Europe goes to the US??

The average iq increases in both places.

So if Russia was the motherland in Germany was the fatherland what that mean? The western front is domestic violence

I was going from Germany to Austria and I accidentally crossed the border Illegally when the poliece caught me they told me I was a Nazi. I asked them y? they said I didn't see the border

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The nearest approximation to a perpetuum mobile would be a Swabian chasing a Scot because of money.

(Swabians are the Scots of Germany regarding to finances)

Why are the best used guns from France ? Because they have never been fired and they have only been dropped once.

the romans conquered Africa,the conquered Europe, they conquered Britain. then they stopped probably ran out of conkers