My penis is so polite. It stands up so girls can sit down.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. The joke is all about wordplay, get it? The dude's penis is "polite" 'cause it gets erect when girls are around, like it's offering them a seat. It's funny because it uses the double meaning of "stands up," you wouldn't get it. I bet you still use a Blackberry.
Lune
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SaddienotBaddie
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