I'm just here to say that I don't approve of political jokes.
I've seen too many of them get elected.
Election Jokes
I remember when Halloween was the scariest night of the year. Now, it's Election night.
How did Donald Trump win Alabama twice?
By declaring that he has a crush on his daughter!
What do a politician and a minister have in common?
Both of them will tell you anything to get money from you.
"Dude, can you believe Republicans are opposed to homosexuality, women's rights, and immigration, yet they are silent when it comes to incest and child molestation?"
"Well, I'm not surprised. Republicans have to win the Alabama vote, or else."
Why is Donald Trump so desperate to break into the White House?
Most landlords cannot lease their properties to him due to the fact that he is a felon.
Why are Republicans supporting giving felons the right to vote?
Because their own personal jeebus is a felon!
Donald: "If I lose this election, I will leave the country."
Joe: "Bi den"
If Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump are in a boat and it capsizes. Who survives? -- America.
Apparently, Monica Lewinsky didn't vote for Hillary Clinton this election. She said the last Clinton presidency left a bad taste in her mouth.
We're skipping April Fools' Day this year. The biggest joke is already sitting in office running our country.
A little known rule: You cannot be circumcised if you are running for political office in the US.
You need to be a complete dick.
If I'm racist for voting Trump, then you're a pedophile for voting Biden.
How did the Shaggy defense become successful for JD Vance?
He was not banging on the sofa. Rather, he was banging the sofa!
what does BLM stand for?
Biden loves minors.
If Donald Trump is running against Bill Clinton, it's safe to say that we are witnessing the Lolita Express Erections...oops, I mean Elections.
I was rooting for Donald Trump to be president.
We haven't had a presidential assassination in a while.
Best political joke... Joe Biden.
Why didn't Trump beat Biden?
Because he couldn't trump that bitch!
Why won't Trump be subject to impeachment?
Answer: Because Republicans in Congress insist that every baby be brought to full term!
