Election jokes
I remember when Halloween was the scariest night of the year. Now, it's Election night.
I'm just here to say that I don't approve of political jokes.
I've seen too many of them get elected.
Who are cats going to vote for in November? Hillary Kitten.
Biden... get it?
If you think of a president as your king, then the USA got checkmated on November 22nd, 1963.
Who are voting for this election? I'm voting for Tricity, so vote for Tricity. Electricity!
Trump should be grateful for DEI.
How else could a mentally handicapped person be elected President?
Vote for Kris!
Politics.
Trump's coming back.
Yes, yes~.
Trump's coming back!
Who are cats going to vote for in November? Hillary Kitten.
Once the old lady told me she had wisdom, but after she voted! 🤯
Say what you will about Donald Trump, at least he's not Biden.
"Do you know the Annoying Orange?"
"Yeah, they elected him before Biden!"
Why are Democrats represented by the donkey? Because some Democrats can be such an ass!
He only won the election because of rigging.
82 million votes my ass.
Ask me for proof.
Joe Biden is the first president in history to have a vice president on record claiming they believed sexual harassment allegations against him.
I don't know about you, but I think that's a pretty big elephant in the room!
Donald Trump is getting all the perks of 2020. He got COVID and lost his job.
Hillary Clinton could be the first F president ever elected into office.
Sorry, it was supposed to say "Female," but the "emale" got deleted.
What do you get when you cross a corrupt lawyer with a crooked politician?
Chelsea Clinton.