What does a politician and a minister have in common? both of them will tell you anything to get money from you
If Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump are in a boat and it capsizes. Who survives? -- America.
Apparently Monica Lewinsky didn't vote for Hillary Clinton this election. She said the last Clinton presidency left a bad taste in her mouth.
We’re skipping April fools day this year, the biggest joke is already sitting in office running our country
Donald: If I lose this election, I will leave the country.
Joe: Bi den
what dose BLM stand for. biden loves minors
I was rooting for Donald trump to be president We havnt had a presidential assassination in a while
Best political joke....... Joe Biden
Why won't Trump be subject to impeachment? Answer: Because Republicans in Congress insist that every baby be brought to full term!
Q: What did Donald Trump say after America gave him the boot?
A: What am I supposed to do with one boot?
I was asking people who knew trump if he would win a second term . Stormy said " no way, he doesn't have 2 in him!"
Obama was America’s first black president and Trump was their first orange one
To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They picked tacos. Then I made pizza because they don’t live in a swing state.
The people in the Democratic Party are how I like my coffee. Black and bitter.
There is a new kind of jock strap, it only holds one nut. It is called a trump supporter.
Hillary Clinton lost last time to the first African American president, Barack Obama. Why will she lose this one to Donald Trump?
Because orange is the new black.
LIKE IF YOUR VOTING TRUMP 2024 WOOOOO
JOE BIDEN
Biden is a joke. Trump is AMAZINGLY AWSOME!!!!!
What do you call the White House when a women becomes President. A stable
