Election jokes
I'm just here to say that I don't approve of political jokes.
I've seen too many of them get elected.
Biden and Trump.
That's it. That's the joke.
Someone asked the former 2016 presidential candidate Hillary Clinton why she lost the 2016 presidential election to Donald John Trump, and the former 2016 presidential candidate Hillary Clinton said, "Because someone asked her what she would do for a Klondike Bar?"
Trump did 1/6.
What do you call a Democrat that is a progressive?
A Democrat that lost in a presidential election.
Hey any riding with Biden fans out there?
I ran out of gas and could really use a ride so if one of ya'll can call me and pick me up that'd be great and I can't get gas because I only have 20 bucks which is like 1-5 and a half, help me please.
What do you call two old men drooling in their wheelchairs?
The 2028 US election.
And together we will make America great again.
You were never great in the first place.
What comment did the United States Senator Kamla Harris make when one of her 64% blue dog democrat constituents called her incompetent?
"Sometimes I sits and thinks, and sometimes I just sits!"
Hillary Clinton lost last time to the first African American president, Barack Obama. Why will she lose this one to Donald Trump?
Because orange is the new black.
I remember when Halloween was the scariest night of the year. Now, it's Election night.
Vote Biden or Trump, I like neither, but I want to know what the world would say. (Don't judge other people.)
Neither of them respect boundaries.
My friend's mom once told me that when Trump was elected president, she said to my friend: "Hey look, an orange became president. We got an orange as a president before a girl as president."
Joe Biden said he was going to a petting zoo.
Trump said schools are not petting zoos.
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common: they should both be changed regularly... and for the same reason.
Trump and Biden didn’t get the memo.
What does Matthew McConaughey say at the Republican convention...
We're gonna take back what is ours, alt right, alt right, alt right, hee heeeee...
The people in the Democratic Party are how I like my coffee.
Black and bitter.
Biden is a joke. Trump is AMAZINGLY AWESOME!
What is 80 feet wide and has 22 teeth?
Answer: The front row of a Trump Rally!