I'm just here to say that I don't approve of political jokes...
I've seen too many of them get elected.
I remember when Halloween was the scariest night of the year. Now, it's Election night.
How did Donald Trump win Alabama twice?
By declaring that he has a crush on his daughter!
What does a politician and a minister have in common? both of them will tell you anything to get money from you
Why is Donald Trump so desperate to break into the White House?
Most landlords cannot lease their properties to him due to the fact that he is a felon.
Donald: If I lose this election, I will leave the country.
Joe: Bi den
If Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump are in a boat and it capsizes. Who survives? -- America.
Apparently Monica Lewinsky didn't vote for Hillary Clinton this election. She said the last Clinton presidency left a bad taste in her mouth.
We’re skipping April fools day this year, the biggest joke is already sitting in office running our country
what dose BLM stand for. biden loves minors
If Donald Trump is running against Bill Clinton, it's safe to say that we are witnessing the Lolita Express Erections...oops, I mean Elections.
I was rooting for Donald trump to be president We havnt had a presidential assassination in a while
Best political joke....... Joe Biden
Why won't Trump be subject to impeachment? Answer: Because Republicans in Congress insist that every baby be brought to full term!
Why does JD Vance not need conviction?
His running mate has 34 of them!
👱♀️ 👱♂️what is the difference between two blondes and a Libertarian? A Libertarian hasn't won a presidential election since 1972 and two blondes are too stupid to run in a presidential election
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common: they should both be changed regularly... and for the same reason. Trump and Biden didn’t get the memo.
The Libertarian Party was founded in 1971 and the Libertarian Party has lost every presidential election since 1972, and according to the Libertarian Party the Libertarian Party is the only political party in the United States that is the party of principle, If the Libertarian Party is the party of principle then why hasn't the Libertarian Party won a presidential election since 1972? Because it is politically motivated 👏 🙌 👍👍👌👌 🤔 💭 💡 🫢 😲 😭 😠 😡 🤬
I was asking people who knew trump if he would win a second term . Stormy said " no way, he doesn't have 2 in him!"
Q: What did Donald Trump say after America gave him the boot?
A: What am I supposed to do with one boot?
