Election jokes
I'm just here to say that I don't approve of political jokes.
I've seen too many of them get elected.
I remember when Halloween was the scariest night of the year. Now, it's Election night.
How did Donald Trump win Alabama twice?
By declaring that he has a crush on his daughter!
Why is Donald Trump so desperate to break into the White House?
Most landlords cannot lease their properties to him due to the fact that he is a felon.
What do a politician and a minister have in common?
Both of them will tell you anything to get money from you.
Why are Republicans supporting giving felons the right to vote?
Because their own personal jeebus is a felon!
"Dude, can you believe Republicans are opposed to homosexuality, women's rights, and immigration, yet they are silent when it comes to incest and child molestation?"
"Well, I'm not surprised. Republicans have to win the Alabama vote, or else."
Donald: "If I lose this election, I will leave the country."
Joe: "Bi den"
If Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump are in a boat and it capsizes. Who survives? -- America.
Apparently, Monica Lewinsky didn't vote for Hillary Clinton this election. She said the last Clinton presidency left a bad taste in her mouth.
A little known rule: You cannot be circumcised if you are running for political office in the US.
You need to be a complete dick.
We're skipping April Fools' Day this year. The biggest joke is already sitting in office running our country.
How did the Shaggy defense become successful for JD Vance?
He was not banging on the sofa. Rather, he was banging the sofa!
If I'm racist for voting Trump, then you're a pedophile for voting Biden.
The CEO of IKEA was just elected Prime Minister in Sweden.
He should have his cabinet together by the end of the weekend.
what does BLM stand for?
Biden loves minors.
What is 80 feet wide and has 22 teeth?
Answer: The front row of a Trump Rally!
If Donald Trump is running against Bill Clinton, it's safe to say that we are witnessing the Lolita Express Erections...oops, I mean Elections.
I was rooting for Donald Trump to be president.
We haven't had a presidential assassination in a while.
Why won't Trump be subject to impeachment?
Answer: Because Republicans in Congress insist that every baby be brought to full term!