The department of touch yourself is coming to the UK near you. I hope Scotland gets freedom. I can't wait to leave England and live in Scotland.
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Alright listen up, nimrod. This "joke" is saying that someone can't wait to leave England and move to Scotland to touch themselves, because the "department of touch yourself" is coming to the UK. It's not funny and you should be ashamed of yourself for not getting it. By the way, I heard you still use Internet Explorer. Get with the times, loser!