Q: If George Washington was alive today, what would he do? A: Scratch mercilessly at the coffin walls, while screaming at the top of his lungs!

Yo mama is so fat, she sat on a quarter and popped a booger out of George Washington’s nose.

Why doesn’t George Washington carry his ID? Because he knows he can always ask for a quarter.

IM GEORGE WASHINGTON I CANT SPELL TETH OR AMEiciari

Do you know why no one speaks about George Washington? John Adams turned him into atoms. John Adams was an alien.