Politics jokes
How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb?
One. But you need 5000 Soviet troops in case he goes on strike!
Why is Bill the bad guy?
Monica wanted to suck dick.
What does every arsehole and Tory have in common?
They all produce horrible shit.
Yo mama so fat, Donald Trump built a wall around her.
Osama bin Laden back from the dead!!! 💣💣💣💥💥💥🔥🔥🔥🌇
Memes
Roses are red, violets are blue, Alexander Boris de Pfeffel had wine and cheese while your loved ones died in the ICU.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Tory shirts step in doodoo.
Roses are red, violets are blue, don't let your kids next to Prince Andrew.
Texas be like, "We vote to freeze ourselves!"
Your mom's so fat, she annexed Crimea!
"You're the bomb."
"No, you're the bomb."
A compliment in the US, an argument in the Middle East.
"Terrorist, that’s a little strong. We call them private militaries."
Random person: We are taking away your freedoms to keep you safe.
Hitla: That's exactly what I said.
What's the difference between me and the rest of America?
I love one and hate the other.
Russia is worse than the USSR.
Russia is just a bonerless USSR.
"Joe Biden's mom is so fat, she's very fat folks, she's so fat I'm gonna use her to build my new wall"-Trump
Our soon to be ex-Justice Minister is trying to distract us from his own misconduct charges by funding advocates for crime victims.
He should fund proctologists too because he'll likely need both after prison.
What did Al-Shehhi say to Atta?
Hello guys. It's me, Donald fuckin' Trump. Ask me anything in the comments, guys.
"Ahoy, Spongebob! I just committed homicide in Syria, and the one-party state is after my fucking ass! Argagagagagaga!"