Politics jokes
Knock knock. Who's there? Europe. Europe who? (You're a poo.)
The CCP have managed to achieve in making Covid last longer than the Great Wall of China.
Labor party.
In the year 2020, who were the biggest enemies?
Coronavirus and toilet paper.
Why do orphans prefer the monarchy?
Because they could feel the warm[th] of the royal family.
Who's the cutest president in the world?
Kim Jong Un, chh💕💕💕
How would negotiations between Putin and Zelensky play out?
QUEUE THE MUSIC
BANG BANG INTO THE ROOM I KNOW U WANT IT
How did Teddy Roosevelt swing all the ladies?
He spoke softly and carried a big stick.
What's the difference between Christian theocrats and Islamic fundamentalists?
Presentation.
Question:
Did you hear the one about MAGA people?
Answer:
It "sucks" just like they do!
Welcome to politics: You lie to fight and fight to lie.
Obama has dih.
But the Twin Towers just had a hard landing.
My friend's mom once told me that when Trump was elected president, she said to my friend: "Hey look, an orange became president. We got an orange as a president before a girl as president."
Is she saying, "Watch for red flags because he's toxic," or is he socialist?
Why can't Americans play chess?
Because they already lost two towers.
The last two presidents of the US.
Why can’t Hitler join the track? Because he can’t even finish a race.
The death of JFK must have splattered on the news.
Why does Mao Zedong like the east coast?
Because there is a red Sun in the sky.
Why can’t USA and England play chess?
The USA has no towers, and England doesn’t have a queen.