Politics jokes
Bin Laden's relatives died in a plane crash on 8/1. 🤣🤣🤣
What is the name of Hitler's WiFi?
The local Aryan network.
Trump pumped and dumped his wife at the border.
What did Osama have?
Two Boeings and a dream.
The only reason communism started was because God looked at your face.
Knock knock. Who's there? Colin! Colin who? Colonisation!
Just kidding, colonisers don't knock before they come in.
What do you call two terrorists standing next to each other with their dicks out?
The Twin Towers.
If the USA is so good,
Why did they make a USB?
What comes after 611? 711.
What comes after that? 811.
What comes after that? George W. Bush.
Heil Kyle!
Roses are red, violets are blue, Tory shirts step in doodoo.
"You're the bomb."
"No, you're the bomb."
A compliment in the US, an argument in the Middle East.
Osama bin Laden back from the dead!!! 💣💣💣💥💥💥🔥🔥🔥🌇
Roses are red, violets are blue, don't let your kids next to Prince Andrew.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Alexander Boris de Pfeffel had wine and cheese while your loved ones died in the ICU.
Texas be like, "We vote to freeze ourselves!"
Your mom's so fat, she annexed Crimea!
Yo mama so fat, Donald Trump built a wall around her.
Why is Bill the bad guy?
Monica wanted to suck dick.
"Joe Biden's mom is so fat, she's very fat folks, she's so fat I'm gonna use her to build my new wall"-Trump