Politics jokes
Hitler was the most handsome man alive.
Everyone died for him.
Why does Trump always ensure he has a second pair of pants with him every weekend?
In case he gets a hole in one.
Hitler is a national hero, he killed Hitler... Oh wait.
What's the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
When Kim Jong-un said "nuke the Chinese", he meant put the take away in the oven. Some simple misunderstandings start a war.
Trump goes to a bar and sees Hillary Clinton. He goes up to her and says, "Buy me a drink." She replies angrily, "Get your own drinks. What kind of a man asks a woman to buy him a drink?" Trump responds, "The kind that will grab you by the p***y."
Why did Trump go to Jeffrey's secret Island?
So he could trump that little bitch!
What's the difference between a woman with a penis and a terrorist? You can negotiate with the terrorist.
Unfortunately, NASCAR has been canceled.
The woke people heard that it was a human traffic ring.
What's the difference between a Nazi and an onion? If you cut a Nazi, nobody is crying.
Q: Why is Hitler better than Biden?
A: Because Hitler gave gas to his people for free.
Why should you keep English gay activists away from neo-nazis?
British cigarettes get smoked easily.
I'm shocked about Donald Trump escaping the transgender accusations. Trump is more talkative than any of the popular girls I went to school with! Not to mention Trump's tweets...
What do you call a homeless Hitler?
A roofless dictator.
Who are cats going to vote for in November? Hillary Kitten.
What is a yellow dog Libertarian?
A yellow dog Libertarian is a Libertarian who is blindly loyal to the Libertarian Party, he or she who is a yellow dog Libertarian is a card carrying member of the Libertarian Party who would not vote for a progressive Democrat or a conservative Republican even if their life depended on it! 🐕 🗽
Why didn't Hitler's girlfriend like giving him a blowjob? It left a Nazi taste in her mouth...
9/11 is like genders.
There used to be two of them, and now it’s a touchy subject.
Me: "The villain has a point, you know."
Everyone else watching the WW2 documentary:
Why is it okay to stab meat, but I can't stab myself? These woke lefties, BLM, Antifa, feminists, eco-warriors, pro-vaccine libtards are stopping your freedom and right to stab yourself!