Politics jokes
"You're the bomb."
"No, you're the bomb."
A compliment in the US, an argument in the Middle East.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Tory shirts step in doodoo.
Roses are red, violets are blue, don't let your kids next to Prince Andrew.
Your mom's so fat, she annexed Crimea!
What does every arsehole and Tory have in common?
They all produce horrible shit.
Memes
💡 idea. Start a confidential organization that only recruits via invite. Stockpile heavy duty weapons in an si when the time comes we can defend America from any domestic threat. *just a silly idea*
If I fantasize about fucking a UCP Cabinet Minister,
Does that mean I'm sexually Conservative?
Trump is ass.
Why can't Americans play chess?
Because they already lost two towers.
What do you call two terrorists standing next to each other with their dicks out?
The Twin Towers.
What did Osama have?
Two Boeings and a dream.
CIA: Where's your head at?
JFK: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
The death of JFK must have splattered on the news.
Why does Mao Zedong like the east coast?
Because there is a red Sun in the sky.
The last two presidents of the US.
What's full of lard and is reserved as Putin's cannon fodder?
Your mum!!!
Qassem Soleimani is so popular today.
I mean, he just blew up overnight!
Why can’t USA and England play chess?
The USA has no towers, and England doesn’t have a queen.
If you don't have big Nyash,
Lower your voice while talking to me, you Mau Mau warrior. 😂😂😂
Blame Austria for creating Hitler, who we know today. He failed art school.
What is the name of Hitler's WiFi?
The local Aryan network.