Question; Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In" Freezer?
Answer; Because it's where everyone goes to "Hang Their Meat"!
Politics Jokes
What is the name of Hitler's WiFi?
The local Aryan network.
What gun was used to kill Bin Laden?
An AK-BAR 47.
Why can’t Hitler join the track? Because he can’t even finish a race.
It's a shame Iran doesn't know how to restrain Israel. If only they had Hitler's expertise.
Now he really would be THE FINAL SOLUTION!
Unless Israel wants to become Hell Aviv, it would put itself on a tight leash, delivered specially from Uncle Sam.
Q. What's the difference between Danielle Smith and a prostitute?
A. I respect prostitutes.
Political correctness has gone too far! You have to say "cognitive decline" rather than "Alzheimer's ridden shitbag"!
Q. Why couldn't Terri Schiavo give good blow jobs?
A. She didn't know how to swallow.
Trump should be grateful for DEI.
How else could a mentally handicapped person be elected President?
Trump got a new jet.
He's probably already licked the windows.
Make Danielle Smith a lot lizard again!
Iran: Prepare the FINAL SOLUTION.
Israel: And you'll be telling the whole world, "I-RAN AWAY!"
Putin: You came from the West and showered me with gifts.
Trump: And your prostitutes, they showered me with piss.
Q. What's the difference between Donald Trump and orange Jello?
A. The Jello has a higher IQ.
Who will win the war: like for Russia, dislike for Ukraine?
Hitler was a nazi.
My favorite sex position is the JFK:
I splatter all over her as she screams and tries to get out of the car.
Once I went to a museum and overheard someone speaking to an employee for information.
"These are lying clocks, they tell how many lies a person tells."
"Oh, cool."
"This is Mother Teresa’s clock; the clock hasn’t moved because she never lied."
"Makes sense."
"This is Abraham Lincoln’s clock. The hands only moved twice, indicating he only lied twice."
"Where’s Trump’s clock?"
"Oh, we’re using it as a ceiling fan."
And then I burst out laughing 'cause it’s so true.
Did you hear about the story of the husband who told his wife she’d look sexier with her hair back?
Apparently, that’s not a nice thing to say to cancer patients.
A young man cracked a joke about dementia to his friend on the bus. The old man sitting next to him politely asked, “Can you stop making jokes about terminal diseases?”
He replied, “Yes, I cancer.” Then he cracked tumor.
EMINEM: His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy.
WebMD: Cancer.
