Politics jokes
The CCP have managed to achieve in making Covid last longer than the Great Wall of China.
If I fantasize about fucking a UCP Cabinet Minister,
Does that mean I'm sexually Conservative?
In the year 2020, who were the biggest enemies?
Coronavirus and toilet paper.
If the USA is so good,
Why did they make a USB?
Trump pumped and dumped his wife at the border.
Memes
What do you call two terrorists standing next to each other with their dicks out?
The Twin Towers.
What did Osama have?
Two Boeings and a dream.
Why does America have more guns than people?
Knock knock. Who's there? Colin! Colin who? Colonisation!
Just kidding, colonisers don't knock before they come in.
How do you keep a Biden supporter in suspense?
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How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb?
One. But you need 5000 Soviet troops in case he goes on strike!
Why is Bill the bad guy?
Monica wanted to suck dick.
What does every arsehole and Tory have in common?
They all produce horrible shit.
Yo mama so fat, Donald Trump built a wall around her.
Osama bin Laden back from the dead!!! 💣💣💣💥💥💥🔥🔥🔥🌇
Roses are red, violets are blue, Alexander Boris de Pfeffel had wine and cheese while your loved ones died in the ICU.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Tory shirts step in doodoo.
Roses are red, violets are blue, don't let your kids next to Prince Andrew.
Texas be like, "We vote to freeze ourselves!"
Your mom's so fat, she annexed Crimea!