Politics jokes
Your mom's so fat, she annexed Crimea!
What does every arsehole and Tory have in common?
They all produce horrible shit.
Why is Bill the bad guy?
Monica wanted to suck dick.
"You're the bomb."
"No, you're the bomb."
A compliment in the US, an argument in the Middle East.
Osama bin Laden back from the dead!!! 💣💣💣💥💥💥🔥🔥🔥🌇
Republicans were quick to admit however, that the 22nd Amendment was passed in a stolen election to remove FDR.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Tory shirts step in doodoo.
Roses are red, violets are blue, don't let your kids next to Prince Andrew.
Texas be like, "We vote to freeze ourselves!"
Yo mama so fat, Donald Trump built a wall around her.
Random person: We are taking away your freedoms to keep you safe.
Hitla: That's exactly what I said.
"Terrorist, that’s a little strong. We call them private militaries."
What's the difference between me and the rest of America?
I love one and hate the other.
Russia is worse than the USSR.
Russia is just a bonerless USSR.
"Ahoy, Spongebob! I just committed homicide in Syria, and the one-party state is after my fucking ass! Argagagagagaga!"
Jason Kenney has never worried about putting food on the table for his kids.
"Knuckle babies" don't eat.
If I fantasize about fucking a UCP Cabinet Minister,
Does that mean I'm sexually Conservative?
Why does America have more guns than people?
How do you keep a Biden supporter in suspense?
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If the USA is so good,
Why did they make a USB?
Trump pumped and dumped his wife at the border.