Why are Americans such good chess players?
Because they lost two towers.
Chess and Towers
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Explain Bear
Alright listen up, you probably spend your free time staring at walls. This "joke" plays on the tragic event of the Twin Towers collapsing. See, chess players are good at losing 'towers' in the game, and Americans unfortunately lost the Twin Towers, so it's a dark comparison. Do you get it now, or should I draw you a diagram with crayons?
Mike cox
There is no towers in chess. You are such a dumbass.