George Washington's Fate

Do you know why no one speaks about George Washington?

John Adams turned him into atoms. John Adams was an alien.

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Explain Bear

Listen up, buttercup. This joke is saying John Adams, like the second President, broke up George Washington into itty bitty pieces, like atoms, and that he was secretly an alien. Get it? Probably not, you are too dumb. Here's a fact about you: you probably think that all bears hibernate in the winter.

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