Politics jokes
Trump really fractured the US with his 1/6 insurrection...
Why is 4/20 such an epic date?
Because it's weed day, Columbine, AND Hitler's birthday;)
Trump, just why?
What do you get when you cross a fat christian nationalist that is heteroflexable, a christian nationalist politician who is also a born again christian, a conservative republican that has a small penis, and a tv evangelist on steroids?
What do you call a Democrat that is a progressive?
A Democrat that lost in a presidential election.
Memes
Why are Putin and Zelensky neighbors?
Apparently, a big dick needs a great set of balls next to it.
"Vladymoron Pootin and Drunkard Chump sittin' in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G."
Eugenics is Hitler-like and, more importantly, feminist thinking.
What's the difference between Donald Trump and an orange?
The orange tastes good.
Got kidnapped in Iran. Luckily, I ran.
Why does America suck at chess? Because they already lost their two towers.
What did the Brit say to the American?
Well here comes fascism.
What hates men but would have no life without men?
A triggered feminist.
Why is Donald Trump under so much stress?
Because he signed up to be on an album where somebody says "no love for the rich" on it.
"Maga be like Antifa invaded Ukraine, but I thought Antifa was Russia, you dumb Maga chuds!"
Did you hear they just took Biden to the hospital?
No, what happened?
He couldn’t stop pootin!
Hey any riding with Biden fans out there?
I ran out of gas and could really use a ride so if one of ya'll can call me and pick me up that'd be great and I can't get gas because I only have 20 bucks which is like 1-5 and a half, help me please.
Yo mama is Obama.
A dead Russian is Trump's accountant.
Obama: It smells like UpNigga in here...
Trump: What's UpNigga?
Obama: Omg did you say the n word?? Die!!!