Politics jokes
"Maga be like Antifa invaded Ukraine, but I thought Antifa was Russia, you dumb Maga chuds!"
Obama: It smells like UpNigga in here...
Trump: What's UpNigga?
Obama: Omg did you say the n word?? Die!!!
Why are Putin and Zelensky neighbors?
Apparently, a big dick needs a great set of balls next to it.
"Vladymoron Pootin and Drunkard Chump sittin' in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G."
How do you turn a hairy man into a feminist?
Just take out his brain and there you go!
Memes
Trump really fractured the US with his 1/6 insurrection...
Why is 4/20 such an epic date?
Because it's weed day, Columbine, AND Hitler's birthday;)
Eugenics is Hitler-like and, more importantly, feminist thinking.
Why does America suck at chess? Because they already lost their two towers.
Got kidnapped in Iran. Luckily, I ran.
MAGAnon STOP SCAMING FOR THE SAKE OF LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What do you get when you cross a fat christian nationalist that is heteroflexable, a christian nationalist politician who is also a born again christian, a conservative republican that has a small penis, and a tv evangelist on steroids?
Trump, just why?
What do you call a Democrat that is a progressive?
A Democrat that lost in a presidential election.
You really can't call Stalin bad, just think about the kids that depression.
Why is the Nazi Anthem banned in Germany? Because Horst Wessel lied.
What did the Brit say to the American?
Well here comes fascism.
What hates men but would have no life without men?
A triggered feminist.
Why is Donald Trump under so much stress?
Because he signed up to be on an album where somebody says "no love for the rich" on it.
What's the difference between Donald Trump and an orange?
The orange tastes good.