Politics jokes
How do you tell the difference between a Communist and everybody else? The way they are spelled.
My favorite sex position is the JFK:
I splatter all over her as she screams and tries to get out of the car.
The moment when you tell an illegal immigrant to go home and he walks to the jail cell and closes it.
What's red, white, and blue and crawls up your leg?
A homesick abortion.
What did the Brit say to the American?
Well here comes fascism.
What hates men but would have no life without men?
A triggered feminist.
"Vladymoron Pootin and Drunkard Chump sittin' in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G."
Why does America suck at chess? Because they already lost their two towers.
Eugenics is Hitler-like and, more importantly, feminist thinking.
What's the difference between Donald Trump and an orange?
The orange tastes good.
How do you turn a hairy man into a feminist?
Just take out his brain and there you go!
Why is 4/20 such an epic date?
Because it's weed day, Columbine, AND Hitler's birthday;)
Got kidnapped in Iran. Luckily, I ran.
Why are Putin and Zelensky neighbors?
Apparently, a big dick needs a great set of balls next to it.
A dead Russian is Trump's accountant.
"Maga be like Antifa invaded Ukraine, but I thought Antifa was Russia, you dumb Maga chuds!"
Did you hear they just took Biden to the hospital?
No, what happened?
He couldn’t stop pootin!
Hey any riding with Biden fans out there?
I ran out of gas and could really use a ride so if one of ya'll can call me and pick me up that'd be great and I can't get gas because I only have 20 bucks which is like 1-5 and a half, help me please.
What do you call a Democrat that is a progressive?
A Democrat that lost in a presidential election.
Yo mama is Obama.