Politics

Politics jokes

Egg

    • Barack Obama and Tork Poettschke are at the Natural History Museum. They stop in front of a showcase.

    "These are the eggs from the ostrich!"

    "Aha, and where are Trump's eggs?"

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    • Politics memes

    Democrat

    • What is the difference between a male prostitute who is a Democrat and a male prostitute who is a Republican?

    When Republicans perform fellatio for money, it is called prostitution, but when Democrats perform fellatio for money, it is called a donation to their political campaign.

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    • Liberal

    • The media's relationship with Hillary is just like Bill's relationship with Hillary. The relationship is unwanted and forced, and they'll move on to the next person any chance they get.

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    • Flag

    • Official flag of Great Britain? The Union Jack.

    Official flag of Australia? The Southern Cross.

    Official flag of Canada? The Maple Leaf.

    Official flag of Japan? The Sun.

    Official flag of Orange County, California? The Nazi Symbol.

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    • JFK

    • My favorite sex position is the “JFK,” I splatter all over her as she screams to get out of the car 😂

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    • Name

    • When I try to call my friend, I can't get through because my name is Lin Kon, and the operator keeps saying, "Yes, Mr. President."

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