Politics jokes
Why did Joe Biden go to the hospital? Because he couldn't stop Putin.
Why was JFK stupid? He only had half a brain.
I'm glad.
What hates socialism but still uses roads, police, and says they support the military?
Dumb right wingers.
Two men are next to each other. One looks at the other and asks, "Are you a fascist?"
The other man responds, "No, why would I be?"
The first man pulls out a gun and says, "Are you sure?"
The second man says, "Never mind, I am a fascist!"
BLM.
Biden Loves Bisexuality.
How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two; one to screw in the lightbulb and one to SUCK MY COCK!
If I'm racist for voting Trump, then you're a pedophile for voting Biden.
What Did Iran Say To Oman?
"Oh man, I ran out of ideas!"
You know how Joe Biden is happy?
When he is rubbing a little girls' shoulders and eating ice cream.
What do you call the United States of America under a Joe Biden presidency?
Answer: The Democratic People’s Socialist States of America. We're still America, just a different kind of America. And that’s no joke. 😔
"Terrorist, that’s a little strong. We call them private militaries."
How was the Roman Empire cut in half? With Caesar!
A man dies and goes to Heaven. He sees a bunch of clocks and asks Jesus what they are for. He replied they are gauges, and that they move when people lie. He said that Mother Teresa's has moved twice, Abraham Lincoln's once, and George Washington's never.
The man asks to see the current president's, and Jesus just laughs and says that Joe Biden's is the one keeping the hurricanes to speed.
What do orphans and Trump supporters have in common?
No one likes them.
There’s so many protests. Every time I see "my body, my choice," I can’t tell if we’re protesting the masks or trying to kill babies.
I remember when Halloween was the scariest night of the year. Now, it's Election night.
"Have you driven through Dealey Plaza? It will blow your mind."
~John F. Kennedy
What's so wrong about Trump being in office?
He steals all the cats.
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?
"Under the Sea," from The Little Mermaid.