Politics jokes
Why does Trump always ensure he has a second pair of pants with him every weekend?
In case he gets a hole in one.
What's red, white, and blue and crawls up your leg?
A homesick abortion.
What do you call two old men drooling in their wheelchairs?
The 2028 US election.
I was looking at our Human Services Minister and thinking I'm surprised he's married.
The things you do for your cousins!
What is a card carrying lesbian feminist?
A carpet muncher who is a card carrying member of the National Organization For Women.
How do you turn a hairy man into a feminist?
Just take out his brain and there you go!
Trump really fractured the US with his 1/6 insurrection...
Why is 4/20 such an epic date?
Because it's weed day, Columbine, AND Hitler's birthday;)
You will never see a redneck opposing a war.
He will instead say, "Wait, I get to kill people and it's not illegal? And they're foreigners?"
Got kidnapped in Iran. Luckily, I ran.
What's the difference between Donald Trump and an orange?
The orange tastes good.
Why is Donald Trump under so much stress?
Because he signed up to be on an album where somebody says "no love for the rich" on it.
What hates men but would have no life without men?
A triggered feminist.
What did the Brit say to the American?
Well here comes fascism.
Did you hear they just took Biden to the hospital?
No, what happened?
He couldn’t stop pootin!
Hey any riding with Biden fans out there?
I ran out of gas and could really use a ride so if one of ya'll can call me and pick me up that'd be great and I can't get gas because I only have 20 bucks which is like 1-5 and a half, help me please.
A dead Russian is Trump's accountant.
"Maga be like Antifa invaded Ukraine, but I thought Antifa was Russia, you dumb Maga chuds!"
Yo mama is Obama.
What do you get when you cross a fat christian nationalist that is heteroflexable, a christian nationalist politician who is also a born again christian, a conservative republican that has a small penis, and a tv evangelist on steroids?