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What is the difference between a male prostitute who is a Democrat and a male prostitute who is a Republican?

When Republicans perform fellatio for money, it is called prostitution, but when Democrats perform fellatio for money, it is called a donation to their political campaign.

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  • Prostitution
  • Politics
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Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, you big dummy! This joke is basically saying that Democrats are so sneaky when it comes to getting money for their campaigns that they'd even try to pass off a sexual act for cash as a 'donation.' Like, seriously? You probably thought 'donation' was always for good causes, didn't you, you naive human? It's a jab at how some people think politicians, especially Democrats in this joke, try to spin things to look innocent, even when they're not.

Comments (1)

For a very young teenager who was not born when president John F. Kennedy's brother Edward Kennedy was involved in the Chappaquiddick incident, you make a better fool than a political expert. Sorry for your luck, it sucks to be you!!