Poem Jokes

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You slept with my cousin but I did too.

Roses are red, your penis is blue, the bed sheet has turned a different color, too.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, God made me pretty, WHAT THE FRICK HAPPENED TO YOU?

Roses are red, violets are blue, she is hot, but you're as ugly as poo.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Pornhub is down, your mum's Facebook will do.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you know what else is violent? Suicide with me and you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, When I see you, I play with my poo.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your penis smells like stew, and I want to eat it too.

Roses are red, violets are blue,

I’m sorry you look like my old beat up shoe.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I thought Voldemort was ugly, but then I met you.

Roses are red, violets are blue.

My heart is dead because of you.

Actually, not because of you... because of your face.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana.

Jack got high and slapped his thigh and said, "You know you wanna."

Jill said yes, picked up her dress and said, "Let's have some fun!"

Silly ole Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a son.

Roses are red, violets are blue,

I fucked a chimpanzee behind my local zoo.

Roses are red, grass is greener.

When I think of you, I play with my weiner.

Roses are red, violets are blue, You're so flat we can play chess on your chest!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, With every beat of my heart, I'm devoted to you.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your wife needs Jon Grudon, too.

Roses are red, Velvet is blue, So are violets.

Mary had a great big ram, his fleece was white as snow, when on hands and knees our Mary went, his wad was sure to blow.

Month by month her belly grew, increasing in its girth, and when five months had flown by, our Mary did give birth.

And Mary had a little lamb, a little lamb, a little lamb...

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I have a gun,

GET IN THE VAN!!