Poem jokes

Roses are red, violets are blue, Pornhub is down, your mum's Facebook will do.

Roses are red, lemons are sour, spread your legs, give me an hour!

Roses are red, Lemons are sour; Lift your skirt up and give me an hour.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You slept with my cousin but I did too.

Roses are red, your penis is blue, the bed sheet has turned a different color, too.

Pickup line for gay people:

Roses are red, Antarctica is in the south, Get on your knees, And open your mouth.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, God made me pretty, WHAT THE FRICK HAPPENED TO YOU?

Roses are red, violets are blue, you know what else is violent? Suicide with me and you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, When I see you, I play with my poo.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your penis smells like stew, and I want to eat it too.

Roses are red, violets are blue,

I’m sorry you look like my old beat up shoe.

Roses are red, violets are blue, like my hole, Uncle Bill is making me full, better run here he comes!

Roses are red, My c0ck is blue, Oh shit, what happened to you?

Roses are red, violets are blue, I thought Voldemort was ugly, but then I met you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You are so ugly, Do not tell me that is really you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Cause comes near my Willy.

Roses are red, violets are blue, feminist pussy stinks, and yours does too.

Roses are red, violets are blue, You're so flat we can play chess on your chest!

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana.

Jack got high and slapped his thigh and said, "You know you wanna."

Jill said yes, picked up her dress and said, "Let's have some fun!"

Silly ole Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a son.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your wife needs Jon Grudon, too.