Poem

Poem memes

Jokes

Version

My version of the Roses are Red Poem in MW3:

I thought Soap could trust you. And so did I too. So WHY IN BLOODY HELL DOES MAKAROV KNOW YOU?!

Pregnancy

Jack and Jill Went up the hill to have some hanky panky.

Silly Jill forgot her pill. And now there's little Franky.

Rose

Roses are red,

Violets are blue, I’d rather be single than with someone like you.